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Dear Miroku,

Uh, what if I was a guy...? Well lucky for you Im not. I got you on a character test.Well anyways, you and Sango make a good couple, just don't mess it up!;)

Ayame

Dear Ayame,

*sweatdrops and looks at whats written on the main page* ....That would be a problem wouldn't.... I shall have to have that....modified...Of course Sango and I make a good couple! *grins* You should vote for us on the poll in the message board.

Miroku

Dear Sango,

How may I ask do you put up with Miroku? And why do you love him if he treats you like that? I love your weapon by the way, it's cool.

Ayame

Dear Ayame,

*smiles* I guess it mostly has to do with my abitity to smack him and make him shape up. At least for awhile.....*starts to blush* Well....he has started to treat me better in more recent episodes of our adventure...Arigatou.

Sango

Dear Sesshoumaru,

Sesshomaru they say the only person we should be afraid to talk to is you... Im not afraid of you, you ROCK!!many people think your cold and heartless but i think that's what is cool about you! and i love your markings! i can tell that it's not makeup, and i don't know what your fluffy is but it's not a Boa.. can you tell me what it is?
Ayame

Dear Ayame,

It would seem none of you humans are afraid of me with the amount of letters these two morons are forcing me to answer. The "fluffy" thing as you call it, is simply there to keep you humans guessing as to what it is. *smirks*
Sesshoumaru

Dear Sango,

whats your favorite food?
Steven T.

Dear Steven T.

I like bread...expecially when its freshly baked.. *smiles*
Sango

To Sango,

hello i dont need any demon help i just dropped by to say your the prettiest inuyasha character
Steven T.

Dear Steven T.

Arigatou.....*blushes*

Miroku: ........ Sango, I think you're pretty.

*blushes more* Arigatou Houshi-sama....

Miroku: *gropes her*

*smacks him wih Hiraikotsu*
Sango

Dear Miroku,

Hey miroku. i would hug you but well i don't want you touching my ass. "I know a wawy to get rid of your wind tunnel.....cut your handm off. And then you would have a harder chance of touching my butt." my friend Ayame said that. But oh well i will take my chances*hugs gets ready for a slap mabey.* I love it when you are serios. you are soo cool. oh in the video game one of your attacks to a girl is grabbing her butt. it was funny. one time i k.o.ed my friend using that attack because she was sango. well any way i love the way you fight. What kind of pocky do you like?
Mika

Dear Mika,

If I cut off my hand the Kazanna would increase....I'm glad you and your friend are concerned about my life. *hugs her back* I won't grope you. I'll just wait till I find Sango again and grope her instead. Since I know she likes it. That is quite amusing....I would enjoy this game....I do however not like that Sango can be groped to death....Arigatou! *grins* There are different types of pocky..? I have only had the.....strawberry.....and........chocolate....I think. Kagome usually gives it to Shippou anyway....
Miroku

Dear Miroku,

Why do you keep touching girls butt's? please answer even though I like you give a good answer.
mdgirl619

Dear mdgirl619,

Anou...*sweatdrops* It is just my way of saying hi?
Miroku

Dear Miroku,

Anoo.. Miroku-sama, I like Inuyasha, happen to be a hanyou, and I was wondering..If there are any chances of a certain someone *blush* perhaps liking me. *blush* I can't really tell you his name But uhm, he's really, well you know him.
Miho

Dear Miho,

*sweatdrops* This is really more of a question to ask someone like Kagome...I usually tend to 'ruin' things as she says. You might have a chance if he is not Sesshoumaru-sama...He is not fond of hanyous...Other than that I'm sure you could ask them, I am sure you could at least be firends.
Miroku

Dear Inuyasha,

Hey Inuyasha, I was wondering something, is Miroku-sama the type to get together with a Hanyou like myself? I mean I'm slightly flat chested and uhmm..*blush* well uhmm~ Just wondering since you know him.
Miho

Dear Miho,

Keh! What do I look like a dating service? I dunno...I think MIroku would like any girl who'll bear his child...But Kagome says he has 'a thing' for Sango. Why don't ya ask him.
Inu Yasha

Dear Inuyasha,

no question for me. Just a bowl of ramen for you.(hands out bowl)
Steven T.

Dear Steven T.,

Thanks! *starts eating the ramen*
Inu Yasha

Dear Inuyasha,

Inuyasha may I please join your quest?
kayla

Dear kayla,

You can join our quests on the message board. As long as your not useless like Shippou.
Inuyasha

Dear Fluffy,

Sesshomaru when do you supose you'll kill your worthless Hanyou HALF 'brother' srry! i know you hate it when people remind you of that!
TeenTitanFan

Dear TeenTitanFan,

This Sesshomaru will kill that half breed when ever the best opertunity arises.
Sesshoumaru

Dear Fluffy,

Well actually Sesshomaru... Im a Demon in this series Im making!Anyway...You look really cute as a chibi! I drew a picture of you, I don't think it does any justice though... Sorry if I bugged you! PS~hows Rin doing, kill Jaken!!!
Ayame

Dear Ayame,

Chibi...? I think this Sesshoumaru will dispise these chibis...Rin is fine. Why would I kill Jaken? He is useful sometimes.
Sesshoumaru

Dear Sesshomaru,

Hi I'm T.K. wow, your even cuter than Naraku *looks at sesshoumaru pic. and sighs.*

Ty: she is such a stupid sister.

T.K.: dont be jeleous becacuse boys love me. *sigh* its so tough being the cute one, dont you think so Sessy?

Ty: one how would you know? and two if all the boys like you, why doesnt Sesshoumaru?

T.K.: how do you know?

Ty: because even I dont like you, and I'm your sister.

T.K.: half sister.

Ty: oh yes, the weaker half sister.

T.K.: weaker! why you-

Ty:-didnt you learn this lesson while talking to Naraku.

T.K.: humph!

Ty: *smirks*I thought so. I always was the better fighter.

T.K.: Sessy, will you please kill my sister or tell me which one of us has a better chance with you.

Ty: please say her, if you dont i will have to kill her, and I dont like killing my own kin.

T.K.: *sticks tongue out.*
Ty and T.K.

Dear Ty and T.K,

*sighs and shakes his head at the non sence* This Sesshoumaru does not feeling like wasting his time on you humans and your petty fighting. I refuse to kill anyone, but there are exceptions...like Naraku and my Idiot half brother.
Sesshomaru

Dear Fluffy,

Hey *hugs* first of all you are are my FAVOTITE character. I have a 8 inch plush of you that has its own pillow. hmm one question.... What exactlly is your fluffy thing? Well I LOVE you!!! *blushes* sorry.
SesshomyLover

Dear SesshomyLover,

I can see you are one of the smarter humans that writes here. The fluffy thing as you call it, is there simply to confuse you humans.
Sesshomaru

Dear Inuyasha,

Why are you such a self-centered loser?
Wyrmses, she who worships Naraku

Dear Wyrmes,

Why are you 'worshiping' that pathetic freak?
Inu Yasha

Dear Fluffy,

Hey Sesshy-Chan! *Huggle* What will you do when Rin grows up into a beautyful attrative woman? Will you have a relationship?
Miharu

Dear Miharu,

There is a possibility. If this Sesshomaru wishes.
Sesshomaru

Dear Inuyasha,

HIYA INUYASHAA! I was just wondering Will you and Kagome ever get together? Will you ever have a-

*Desturbed by annoying little brother*

*Twaps him over the head* GET LOST YOU LITTLE PUNK! BEFORE HIT YOU OVER THE HEAD AND NOT STOP!!

Little brother: Why are you so mean? Its like I'm Shippou and your Inuyasha pickin on me..

Well if you weren't so annoyying maybe i wouldn't be!!

OK! Get back to the question Will you ever have a child withn Kagome? =^.^=?
Miharu

Dear Miharu,

Keh, I dunno....That would depend on if I could live in her world or if she could live here and whatnot. *leans on the Goshinboku* Then there's the whole hanyou thing and Kikyou thing to deal with. Not to mention that baka okami...*sighs* It would be a complicted situation.
InuYasha

Dear Fluffy,

Hmm, how do you feel being with 'nice people'? I mean, they didn't put you in the other website...(ask evil inu-gumi) So, how does it feel being nice?
Kikyo's fan.

Dear Kikyo's fan,

*growls* This group of idiots are better than THAT group of idoits. This Sesshomaru would rather not do this at all.
Sesshomaru

Dear Inuyasha,

(I have a bowl of ramen noodles in my hands)

So, Inuyasha I have 2 questions, I heard in a column called ask Dr. Inuyasha ( you got a degree on ebay, you chase cat demons.

1.Why dont you chase kirara?

2.where can you buy instant ramen? (if you have any reccomendattions)
Steven T.

Dear Steven T.

Keh, Kirara is a friend. Buy ramen? I don't buy ramen! Kagome gives me ramen and other ninja food from her time.
InuYasha

Dear Miroku,

Hi, um, im pregnant with your child.....
Inuyasha

Dear "Inuyasha",

*looks at Inu Yasha* I don't understand this.....*blinks*.....Kowai............ I was never drunk enough to do anything to you....And that whole thing with Sango was proven to be a dream....*heavy sigh*

InuYasha: What the....That isn't me you moron! Its a Youkai!!! Both you AND that baka okami seem to be exceptionally stupid lately!
Miroku and Inu Yasha

Dear Inuyasha,

My little sister wants to know how you and Fluffy got so cute?

P.S. Please answer were your biggist fans.
Kagome2

Dear Kagome2,

We were just born that way *grins* Of course I'm the better lookking one.
InuYasha

Dear Inu Gumi,

Hi everyone, I just wanted to ask you if Naraku can turn into other people, how do you know he's not the person standing next to you? And Inuyasha. if you say its because you would smell him then why didn't you notice Kikyo's smell was different 50 years ago?
smart person A.K.A-Kiki

Dear Kiki,

*They all turn and look at each other*

Miroku: Well....there does not seem to be any evil energy.... *he gropes Sango who smacks him* Gomen Sango....I think my hand was posessed by Naraku.

Sango: *sweatdrops and smacks him again* Baka....*sighs*

Kagome: Well....I guess we wouldn;t really....but Naraku wouldn't impersonate us...plus there would have to be sometime where would wouldn't be able to find someone...We probably would notice....

InuYasha: Yeah, I doubt Naraku could try to be the lech!

Kagome: Osuwari

InuYasha: *thuds*

Shippou: And if he can't be as big of a loud moth as InuYasha.
Inu Gumi

Dear Kouga,
I just saw you for the first time on InuYasha last weekend(why must it be on so late?!) And I just made you my favorite character! Miroku is all right, but I love fangboys::coug::Tasuki::cough::Wanna be my boyfreind?^_^
Clover

Dear Clover,

Thanks! I'm glad to see I'm getting some letters. I was stating to think Inu-koro bribed people to not write to me! Eh, sorry but I want Kagome to be my mate.
Kouga

Dear Inuyasha,

*looks at inuyasha's ear* oooh!! they look like bunny ears sorta!

*touches them and plays with them* KAWAII!! ( is that how you spell it?!) *sees your face and sweatdrops* ehehe...i better run! *runs off*
Stargirl

Dear Stargirl,

*growls* They are not!!!
InuYasha

Dear Inu Gumi,

*walks up to the group* Hi you guys! How are ya? *runs upto Miroku* I have a gift for you Miroku-sama! *hands him a bag of gold coins* Here! *grabs onto his arm* You guys are so lucky to get to journey with Miroku-sama! He's such a great guy! Okay! Now for what I wanted to ask! *still clinging to Miroku's arm* My friends say I have a really big ego, and it's bigger then Inu-Yasha's.... is that bad? I think Inu-Yasha's cool *thunbs upto Inu-Yasha* Just turn human, don't stay demon once you get the Shikon jewel put back together. Kouga's cool too though! *looks at Kagome* You're so lucky! Except if I where you, I'd choose Miroku-sama, not Inu-Yasha or Kouga.... but that's me. No offense to Inu-Yasha or Kouga, they're both cool.
Sadie

Dear Sadie,

Miroku: Arigatou! *grins*

Kagome:....it can be a bad thing....*sweatdrops* Eh....I would rather let Sango-chan have Miroku-sama...
Miroku and Kagome

Dear Kouga,

Hello Kouga. I'm not like you but similar to Kikyo and mostly Kagome. I look alot like her and Sango but I also love you soooo much. But I also like Lord Sesshoumaru and Miroku. But every second I plott the downfall of naraku. *PHHHHHHH* he is so much a jerk. Kouga say hi to Ginta. He is Cute too.

Hahahaha. bye!~!~!~!
MBS

Dear MBS,

Hey. Everyone should plot the downfall of Naraku! I agree completly you should join me in killing him before Inu-koro! I'll tell him you say hi, I;m sure he'll be glad to hear he has a fan.
Kouga

Dear Inu Gumi,

Inuyasha loves Kagome

Miroku loves Sango

Shessy loves.... someone

Kouga loves Jaken

Kikyou loves Naraku

Kagome loves Kouga

Sango loves Naraku

Jaken loves Inuyasha! ^_^
Blah

Dear Blah,

Miroku: Why would a beautiful girl like Sango like that....evil creature...

Kouga: What the,......your crazy! Everyone knows Kagome is my women!

InuYasha: *growls* She is not! And Kikyou doesn't love Naraku!!!! She has no feelings for him except extream hate!!!

Kagome:...*blinks* Eh....I don't love Kouga-kun...he's just a friend...

Sesshomaru: *glances at the letter and shakes his head at them*
Inu Gumi

Dear Inuyasha,

So how 'bout you just forget about Kikyo AND Kagome and go with me? I am a zillion times better than both of them. I am alive, not evil, and I wouldn't make you sit... (even if i could!) But if you don't want me, then go with Kagome. Kikyo is a backstabbing betraying freak. ahem. sorry about that.
Sara Sutterfield

Dear Sara Sutterfield,

*sighs* I don't like talking abot that situation....and I don't want to betray Kagome by going off with someone else. Kikyou is not a 'back stabbing betraying freak' she is just confused and trying to deal with how she can live now...
InuYasha

Dear Inuyasha,

InuYasha! You are such a stubborn mut, Why cant you get it through your thick head Kagome loves you just as much as you love her! OMG you are so selfish.Im glad they have that stupid spell on you *Screams* Kagome Say Sit I begg you.

love ya
I love Miroku

Dear Lech-lover,

What the.....I'm stubborn! Your the one yelling at me, maybe Kagome is stubborn too! Everytime somthing happens its 'osuwari' or 'I'm going home' maybe she should grow up and talk about things like Kikyou!

Kagome: OSUWARI! *thuds* SEE!!!! And you people wonder why we arn't in a relationship!
InuYasha and Kagome

Dear Fluffy,

Why are you SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cute?
shippou

Dear Shippou,

I guess this Sesshomaru was just born that way..
Sesshomaru

Dear Inuyasha,

Hi me again, oh come on you know you act tuff on the outside but I'm just an inoccent mortal if you saw a weak human about to die you know you'd save them, even if a shikon shard wasn't involved, or atleast Kagome would make you. *smiles*
Erika

Dear Erika,

*sighs* I guess your right....I have gotten a bit softer since I started traveling with Kagome....
InuYasha

Dear Inuyasha,

I really don't have question.I just came to say you kick ass,keep up the good work,hope you rip Naraku's head off and shove up is ass. After your through with him I'd like to challage you not as an enamy but as a rival I'd like to see how long you last against my TIME BLADE,SWORD whatever I'LL be waiting.
Steel Angel

Dear Steel Angel,

Arigatou. Alright, but you better not be a waste of my time.
Sesshomaru

Dear Fluffy,

if its not just one of your markings then what does the moon on your forehead mean?
Steven T.

Dear Steven T.

It is there to make you wonder what it is.
Sesshomaru

Dear Fluffy,

When I first saw you in the manga, I thought you were a girl^_^ (sorry, but) I first saw you in the anime and thought you were weird^_^Lol If you ever decide to dump jaken, can I have him? He annoys the hell out of me and I've always wanted to play jaken football. . .*ponders* I could even teach you.muwahhaha
Rei-chan
Dear Rei-chan,

I think your weird....This Sesshomaru need Jaken, he does have a purpose...
Sesshomaru
Dear Fluffy,

Oh, hi again Sesshy-sama! I know there was something I forgot to say last time... oh yeah! Do you consider yourself a bad guy in InuYasha? No offence but I could hardly say your evil or much of a villian. I mean, you revived Rin, even though you cinsidered it a test. But I'm glad you brought Rin back. She's my second favorite character in InuYasha, you being the first.

I also wanted to say that maybe killing your brother isn't a good idea... i know younger brothers are annoying, and believe me, my little brother is far worse then InuYasha.You shouldn't hate him for being a half-breed, of for being a complete idiot, at times... of course, if I were in your shoes... nevermind that thought.

Okay, I think this time I've said all i wanted to say... wait! I have one more question: What we're your feelings towards Sara? In episodes 133-134? I thought is was sweet when you thought near the end: Fell free to continue playing your flute for me in the after-life.

And please don't start babbling on about how it is your concern only. Be more open! Share your thoughts to the world... in other words, answer my questions... please, or I'll cry!

Wait a second, you wouldn't care to much if I cried... well, I think I am done. But there is one more thing, keep up the good work with your smart-ass remarks, that's one of my favorite things about you! See you Sesshy-sama!
Sakura
Dear Sakura,

This Sesshomaru does not concider himself to be a bad guy, since he would not want to be in the same league as Naraku. My idiot brother and my thoughts on him are of no importance to you. *sighs* This letter answering thing must be a form of torture. She was part of my past that I do not wish to share. I suppose you can look to her as a possible love intrest.
Sesshomaru

Dear Fluffy,

Okay, I have to admit that the only real reason I'm asking any questions is to annoy you... please don't kill me for that. So, a question... I know, in episode 79 it has a flashback to how Jaken became your servent. As you past by him for the first time he said: Beautiful. How handsome! Of course, I'm wondering if you actually heard that, and if you didn't, what would you have done if you did? I also have to tell you that I really think you are crazy and make no sense at times. Please don't take any of what I said personlly, I'm just a helpless human who thinks about you 24/7. Of course, I refuse to call you Fluffy. I hate it when people call you that! Of course, I have my own name I call you. Heh heh heh, hi Sesshy-sama! Okay, this helpless human has to go... bye-bye Sesshy-sama!
Sakura

Dear Rei-chan,
Dear Sakura

I did not hear him. But I am sure that he was in awe of how powerful I am. This Sesshomaru dispises that name...who ever thought of it I wish to distroy. *growls* That one is not much better...
Sesshomaru
Dear Fluffy,

I bet that fluffy thing is warm on cold nights. Can I borrow it? Or better yet... can I just borrow you? I promise I'm no goody goody, I'll make things interesting!
Better than Sara

Dear Better than Sara,

That is a stupid question. 'That fluffy thing' as you call it is not going anywhere. And this Sesshomaru would not let anyone 'borrow' him.
Sessoumaru

Dear Inu Gumi,

the lasy few websites I went to you guys didnt know, So on this website were you informed that your on a Television show called Inuyasha (if not thats why people know so much about and ask you out and propose to you online).
Steven T.

Dear Steven T.,

Miroku:......Television.....what is this Television Kagome-sama?

InuYasha: Oooo!!! I know its this box that makes loud noices and flashes pictures!! I tryed to distroy one with Tetsaiga and Kagome sat me...

Kagome: *sighs* Uh...That was a bit hard to explain to everyone...I told them that people in your time could read of our adventures...

Sango: .....People...can watch us.....*blushes* That's kind of odd...

Kagome: It's nothing bad! They um...watch us fight Naraku and other demons....and some of our side trips....
Inu Gumi

Dear Kouga,

Besides the fact that Kagome can see the sacred jewel shards, Why do you like her, Do you even know any thing about her like , Her soul is a reincarnition of a priestess named Kikyo?, or she's from a different time period and sucks at homework?
Steven T.

Dear Steven T.

I think Kagome is beautiful and strong...and...brave....and....other things...Of course I know she's from a different time. Thats why she wares the weird kimono! Homework? If its giving her touble I will gladly distroy it for her! Kagome: *sweadrops* Uh....Kouga-kun...I would prefer if you didn't distroy my homework... Well If Inu-koro would let her come with me I would be GLAD to know more about her!
Kouga

Dear Shippou and Kirara,

*cuddles shippou and Kirara until he couldn't breath anymore* So kawaii! you're mine now! *walks off with them*
Blah

Dear Blah,

AHHH! *starts crying* KA~GO~MEEE!!!!

Kagome: *sighs and takes Shippou and Kirara back* Anou...your welcome to play with them... but we really need them to stay with us...

InuYasha: Not Shippou! *grabs Shippou and goes to hand him back* You can keep him!

Kagome: INUYASHA OSUWARI!

InuYasha: *thud* WHY DID YOU DO THAT!!!

Kagome: I happen to like Shippou-chan your NOT getting rid of him!
Kagome, InuYasha and Shippou

Dear Inu Gumi,
Hello everyone!*bows slowly* Hope you all are doing well. If I may Im going to talk to all of you!!:)* Walks over to Sango and bows* Hello Miss Sango! You are my role model!! You and I are just alike it might be a little scary but its true!Im not very could with weapons like you but Im very good with a sword.You and Miroku make a great couple! *smiles and looks over at Inuyasha* Inuyasha *bows* how are you!! Hopefully the rumors arnt true about you still taken with Kikyou. You are so much better without her You are now as nice (but still very selfish) as a human not as cold as poor Kikyou. Sorry Inuyasha but shes not "good" enough for you.*Gives Inuyasha a small hug turns to Kagome* Miss Kagome. You may be be very nice but are you PMSing or is that just who you are? Miss Kagome please forgive me but its true you are to hard on Inuyasha (sometimes its the other way around*looks at Inuyasha*) It has to be true its written all over your face you love Inuyasha!!*looks at Kouga* ! Kouga get a life you need to get over Kagome!!*bows* You need to understand she does not like you as a "mate" but as a friend get it trough your thick head!!*bows turns to Sesshoumauru (aka Fluffy)*Master Sesshomauru you've grown soft for the girl Rin I know I can see it in your eyes *giggles* for her you make a great romodel for Rin.*walks over to Miroku and gives him a kiss on the cheek* Oh Miroku I'd love to bear your childeren *giggles* but... nevermind *gives Miroku a hug and doesn't let go* Mr. Miroku if you had me as your wife your "bad habits" would make me a little too jelouse and you wouldnt take me as your wife anyway but forever i will love you. Shippou!! * still holding on to Miroku (Im letting you think)* you and Kirara are so cute *blushes* you are sssooo cute im so happy you guys are here. hope i didnt miss any body Oh yes and Mr.Naraku *Shouts and lets go of Miroku for a second* IF YOU EVER INVADE THIS SITE AGAIN ILL KILL YOU IM ALOT MORE SCARY THEN INUYASHA! WHEN IM ANGRY. *goes back to holdin Miroku* Im so happy to finally talk to you all ive written and dreamed about adventures with you all. Love, My names Joanne but call me Ying *Finally lets go of Miroku but waiting for a hug back*
Love,Ying

Dear Ying,

Sango: *blushes* Arigatou...I'm glad people look up to me...*smiles* I really never thought I would have this many fans...*blushes again* Houshi-sama and I ....Ara...*blushes more* Arigatou *bows*

InuYasha: Keh....Kikyou isn't as bad as you people think she is....You shouldn't talk about people you don't know...

Kagome: I guess I am too hard on him...sometimes....but most of the time he diserves it! *blushes*.....

Kouga: She could though....I'll make sure of that!

Sesshomaru: This Sesshomaru is not soft. I will not Kill Rin and she is free to do what she wishes. It pleases her to be in my company.

Miroku: *grins loving the attention he's getting*

Sango: *looks annoyed and glares at Miroku*

Miroku: *sweatdrops* I think my bad habits would make any woman a little....jealous....

Shippou: Arigatou!

Miroku: *hugs her back* Visit our message board and join our adventures there.
Inu Gumi

Dear Inu Gumi,

Okay I got some questions for you:

Inuyasha: Who do u pick Kagome or that pile of sh*t? (don't say anything about that comment you will answer my question or I'll tell ur emenies that u turn human on the night of the new moon!)

Kagome: Can you not get offend when inuyasha insults you, just ingore him he's just a stupid baka! He doesn't really mean it, he loves you and he's just scared to amit it, trust me *smiles*

Miroku: Do you love Koharu or Sango? I mean Koharu is pretty ungly....

Sango: Okay this is something that I can't get my mine, remember you when yout tried to kiss Inuyasha were you really drunk and didn't know wha the h*ll you where doing or do you acturrally like Inuyasha more then a friend. O.o in this case i hope not... Sango/Miroku forever!!!! ^.^

Kouga: I think u have sexy legs and why the h*ll do u like that girl, Kagome, I mean you can do better then that!!!! If you have to fight with Kagome, you would have to protect her like most of the time, i'm saying she's pretty weak!!! -_-;;

Fluffy: I respect u and that the show would be uselss without u in it, so why do u still want the tegsinta (sp?) when u got a way cooler sword! tokjien! (sp?)

Shippou: Why do u let Inuyasha beat u up? I mean bite him! show him who's boss!!!!

Kirira: Kilila, no, i perfer kirira, it's so muck cuter!!!
Naraku must die!!!!!

Dear Smart person,

InuYasha: I'm not choosing between them....Kagome is who I'm spending time with and KIKYO is in my past...I care about both of them.

Kagome: It's so had to just ignore him...I have tired on occasion....I know he doesn't mean to be a selfish idiot but...

Miroku: I would prefer Sango.

Sango: *blushes* Ara...that was just....the alcohal...Although I do find his ears cute.....Kagome-chan is perfect for him.

Miroku: So....If I find ears will you like me better?

Sango: *sighs*

Miroku: What....its a valid question....

Sango: Houshi-sama and I....*blushes* Ara...why does that question come up so often...

Kouga: Thank! Kagome has a lot of good qualities! I've seen her fight! She's not THAT weak!

Fluffy: The 'cooler' sword as you call it was made by a mad man. Tenseiga has its uses.

Shippou: ...I do and I play ticks on him too. But it only makes him worse...

Kirara: *mews*
Inu Gumi

Dear Fluffy,

You wont think i'm weak once you see how scary I can be with my temper. ^_^Anyways, what do you do in your spare time?
Clover

Dear Clover,

That is not strength that is being hot headed. My half brother often confuses the two as well. This Sesshomaru never has spare time, I am always doing something inportant.
Sesshomaru

Dear Kouga,

Hello Koga my name is Erika, I was just writing this because Iwas wondering, do you think you will ever merry Ayame? I mean I know you were only half joking and you've fallen for Kagome but ayame would be the perfect match for you, she is in a close tribe to your own and even know you don't want to admit it, in the back of your head you do realize that Kagome is Inuyasha's woman. Sorry to Dissapoint you though well don't get mad at me bye!
Erika

Dear Erika,

*sweatdrops* I figured that question would come up eventualy...I don't know. If it comes to a point where Kagome has to return to her time I probably will. It probably would be the best decision...
Kouga

Dear Fluffy,

Well your respond didn't really hurt me, i mean, common it was you who responded, the biggest jerk alive!! Oh, and by the way, you called me cat? I can as well call you a mutt!! *walks away while holding her cat* And i am sure that everyone told you alredy that, but you are such a bastard...P.S. *laughs* I hope you won't get mad, i mean i was just joking!! ^_^
P.A.

Dear P.A.,

And you idiots wonder why I haven't answered questions lately?
Sesshomaru

Dear Kouga,

Kagome: I love inuyasha!"

Inuyasha: I love Kagome!!

*both kiss*

Kouga: AAAAAAH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOO*coughs*OOOOOOOOOOOOOO... awwww!

Kouga: I love kagome!

Kagome: I love kouga!

*both kiss*

Inuyasha: AAAAH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *dies of a heart attack*
Kagome-sama!

Dear Kagome-sama,

I'm confussed.....was that supposed to be like a play? .......I think the part were Inu-koro dies is good though. It amuses me.
Kouga

Dear Fluffy,

Why do u hate Inuyasha because he's half human, and you like Rin and she's a full human? that doesn't make any sense!
Blah

Dear Blah,

Rin is an exception. My half brother is an idiot hanyou.
Sesshomaru

Dear Fluffy, NO I'm not a rapid fangirl who came for beauty tips.I'm concerned angel who asks: If you want the tetsusaiga so badly why can't you make one out of your fangs it worked for your father,it worked for your half-breed brother, why not you? And speaking of your father "Inutaisho"(I think thats his name)Can't you revive him with the tenseiga? If not can I test run a new power just got,that would help on results&info.

P.S. I'm not an idot I know how to get to his grave I'm sure he'd like to tell someone about his 1st mate & son
Steel Angel

Dear Steel Angel,

The point of getting Tetsaiga is so my idoit brother does not have it. Making one myself would be pointless. I might be able to...but why would I want to.
Sesshomaru

Dear Fluffy,

Hi fluffy how ya donin hope Rin is keepin ya company you need to put a smile on you know the company makes you happy *smiles* you just need a... friend *blushes* a good girl to keep that cold heart warm to bad i cant do that because my heart belongs to miroku but i love ya anyways
i love miroku

Dear i love miroku,

*sighs* Again with Rin. She does what she wants, since she wants to travel with me I let her.
Sesshomaru

Dear Kouga,

Hey Kouga! Get over Kagome!! Plez move on to that other person that you were betrove to gez *mumbles* ya know if Miroku turns me down im free anytime *smiles* love ya
I love Miroku

Dear I love Miroku,

Wow...why are so many of you fans of Inu-koro's. I am better for Kagome than him!
Kouga

Dear Inuyasha,

Ok, *gets anime vein* THIS IS SO FUCKING ANNYOING! I HATE EVERYONE CALLING KIKYO A BITCH, AND ETC.!! *Takes a deep breath* I think she is great, and better than Kagome. And i do undestand how you feel. I know that you like Kagome, but you only pick Kikyo over her since you feel guilty if you don't since she died for you. (If you admit it or not.) And i feel bad for you (don't get mad it isn't a pitty) since it's hard for you picking between both of them, and answering the same quiestions about Kikyo and Kagome. *Gives you a hug, and than backs away so you won't feel embarasset* I hope that will make you feel at least a little bit better, and here are the cookies! ^_^ *hands you a full basket of cookies* I hope you like them, i baked them myself!! ^_^

And this is to Kogame: Ok, girl, you can be REALLY annyoing. You have NO RIGHT to tell Inuyasha what to do (i mean when you yell 'sit'). And stop being crying all the time, it's really annoying. Get a grip of yourself, and stop whining around!! *Sees you preparing to cry* *roll her eyes* That exactly what i mean!

TO BOTH OF YOU: Go ahead Inuyasha yell at me, for being so mean to Kagome, *roll her eyes* But you DO know i am right deep inside. Well, anyway, i hope you will enjoy my cookies (^_^), and Kagome, i wasn't trying to be mean, was just being honest. P.S. Oh, and Kagome, if you think you are better, and that i am the only Kikyo fan...WRONG! Mostly kids like you, but people 14 (i think) or older usually like Kikyo more than you. Just decided to let you know so you won't think anything weird.

Oh, and Inuyasha, just wanted to say that if you are a half demon doesn't mean you are worse than your brother Sesshomaru. You can still be stronger, smarter, and cuter. Blood doesn't change anything. Unless you want to think it does.

Thank you for taking your time (both of you) and answering this message, i really appreciate it! ^_^
Kikyo's fan

Dear Kikyo's fan,

Thanks for understanding! It's about time someone does....*eats a cookie* Oishi!

Kagome: InuYasha can be a stubborn Idiot most of the time! And I do not whine....

InuYsha: .....that was....very mean.....Kagome, you should calm down...before you explode...*gives Kagome a cookie but she throws it back at him*

Kagome: ....*sighs* I guess its just your opinion of things....

InuYasha: I am stronger and I have the better sword.
InuYasha and Kagome

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To Inuyasha,

Why the hell are so many people writing Miroku and Sango and not you! They should write you more besides you are ther star well in my eyes the "Co-star" with Kagome so they should write both of you way more than they do!
Frow Erika

Dear Erika

Keh, you are so right! The thing is we get lots of mail too... i just try to avoid answer as much as possible. Hey I'm supposed to be saving the world you know!
Inuyasha

To Fluffy

I just wanna tell you, your like a father to me, now lets play!
Rin

Dear Rin

Rin go play with Jaken, that's what he's there for. *walks away*
Sesshoumaru

To Inuyasha

are you ever going to reveal that you love kagome?
Joyce

Dear Joyce

Me love her? Have you hit your head recently, what would give you that idea???
Inuyasha

To Inuyasha

Did you know your how hot you are! *Kisses on lip* I've always wanted to do that... aah why are you looking at me like that? Don't crack your knuckles and grin evily evily and slowly! Aahhhhhh don't kill me! *Runs screaming for life!*

Dead Girl Walking

Dear Dead Girl Walking

.......... growl...
Inuyasha

To Kouga Hey, everybody knows your better than InuYasha right? So why do you think they don't just give up already? I mean, a guy as perfect as you should have whatever girl he wants, right?
Miko-chan

Dear Miko-chan

You are absolutly right. Maybe you can do me a favor and hint that to Kagome.
Kouga

To Fluffy

Sesshomaru-sama i missed you where were you? Jaken was mean to me while you were gone. But i am happy that you are back *hugs*
Rin

Dear Rin

You know I was off fighting with Naraku, and don't hug me. *walks away and nails Jaken on the head as he passes*
Sesshoumaru

To Kouga

To Kouga: Kouga i think your so cool so why don't you ditch the school girl and be with me. I mean we all know that inuyasha and kagome are in love but won't admit to it. Well anyway I LOVE YOU KOUGA
Lea

Dear Lea

My Kagome love that mutt? You must be insane that could never happen!
Kouga

To Inuyasha

Can i just tell you that you and your sword rock my sexy socks!!!!!!!!! And that you also kick lots of ass!!!!!!!!
Aden

Dear Aden

That's right!
Inuyasha

To Inuyasha

hi Inu Yasha i know you get this a lot but i want to tell you that i love your show.....i'm really obsessed with it and i would really like it if u would send me a few pictures of you and kagome....i also want to ask who you are gonna choose. Kagome or Kikyo????and you can't have them both.....i think you should choose Kagome but i want to hear your answer
Your Biggest Fan

Dear You Biggest Fan

I myself don't know who to choose, but regarding the pictures if any loyal fans would like to send there's pics to asktheinugumi@hotmail.com we can post them!
Inuyasha

To Kouga

Hi koga i think your really cute on Inu Yasha's show and i want to know how come your always after Kagome if you have a wife????
Your Biggest Fan

Dear your Biggest Fan

I really don't consider that woman my bride, she would have to prove herself worthy of me.
Kouga

To Fluffy

I am a really big fan of your poisen claws and i wasnted you to know that i'm a 1/2 dog demon and how come you take to rin so easily?
Your Biggest Fan

Dear Your Biggest Fan

I don't deal with half breeds...
Sesshoumaru

To inuyasha

Yo con da. Watashi wa Erikadesu. Anatawa kuwasai,(he he) sorry I'll get to the questions, please if you could tell me, why are you still trying to pick between Kikyo or Kagome? I mean I'm sorry because I know how much Kikyo means to you it's just Kagome is always there by your side and to tell you the truth if you haven't seen it yet yourself, I just want to tell you, she loves you... and if that isn't enough proof for you to choos her than consider this... she is, alive...
Erikagome

Dear Erikagome

I don't want to hurt either of them, they are both very important to me. I know Kagome is alive...but Kikyo died for me...
Inuyasha

To Kouga

I strongly think that you stay with Ayame and quit chasing Kagome. Truthfully she has Inuyasha and you have Ayame you have jewel shards and you are very powerful you found three with out Kagome so you can find more with out her, and she is loyal I agree but so is Ayame and Ayame is yours so if you could please tell me why you still want to be with Kagome?
Erikagome

Dear Erikagome

Because Kagome is the one I chose! I will not go through with a bride I did not get to chose!
Kouga

To Inuyasha

Oi baka what's new? Just to let you know if your mean to Kagome i will duck tape your sorry a$$ to the goshinboku!
Aya

Dear Aya

What is "duck tape"? Does it come from a duck? Kagome:Anou Inuyasha....
Inuyasha (and Kagome)

To Fluffy

Ok Sesshoumaru why is it you hate Inu yasha, either hate/like/dislike Joken, but always say you hate humans but still let Rin follow you around?
Keymoriah

Dear Keymoriah

I hate Inuyasha because of a event that happened 50 years ago..Jaken jsut follows me aroudn and Rin is none of your business.
Sesshoumaru

To Fluffy

Hi! I was just wondering if what kind of girl/demon would you fall for?
P.A.

Dear P.A.

............*Walks away*
Sesshoumaru

To Fluffy

Hey! I was just wanted to share my plan with you: well first i am a female who is a cat demon and who is going to kick you ass! And am planing to use my powers to take over the whole world and you be as my slave, mabey you would be good at cleaning floors...Anyway if you don't think i can do that THINK AGAING! *start evily laughing* Besides the only person who can help you is Rin! So go on beg her for help! *Sesshomaru goes and start begging* P.S. I alredy took over England, and have my own armies of monsters, and fallen angels, so you don't stand a chance!
P.A.

Dear P.A.

This England place must be very small if I've never heard of it and someone like *you* can take it over. Don't waste me time with your empty threats cat.
Sesshoumaru

To Inuyasha

Do you love Kagome?
Duana

Dear Duana

Why does everyone ask that?! Like I would like that stupid bi...

Kagome: Inuyasha Osuwari!!!

*thump* Inuyasha and Kagome

To Inuyasha

Well you bear me a child?
Sango-chan

Dear Sango-chan

............Miroku is that you?! That is not funny you stupid monk!
Inuyasha

To Kouga

Will you be my man?
Kagome

Dear Kagome

Oh course my love! *thunk, thump*

Inuyasha: Stupid wolf thats a youkai in disguise you retard!
Kouga(on the ground) and Inuyasha

To Inuyasha

Can't you just let go of Kikyou? I mean your in love with a pile of clay and mud and you always seemt to pick her over Kagome? What's wrong with you! Don't you see that you keep hurting poor innocent sweet Kagome! No! Becasue you're as blind as a bat! Even Kouga's better then you!
Kagome

Dear Kagome

Your not Kagome your an imposter! Kagome does not talk in third person! Die Youkai!
Inuyasha

To Fluffy

Don't you just love the name fluffy? It just suits you! Why do you wear make up? You're a girl right? Okay, do you hate Inuyahsa? He's your brother! You just judge him just because he's a hanyou? That is so wrong! You better make up with him or esle I'll send my evil monky on you!!!
Your long lost Sister

Dear Your long lost Sister

Don't threaten me you stupid girl, how could you mistake me for a girl?
Sesshoumaru

To Kouga

I hate you koga Sorry koga fan girls its on one episode he is engage with a girl and turns her down for kagome. how does not like him Koga will you ever back of and get a life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????
Inuyasha

Dear stupid Mutt

Ayame is none of your business you stupid mutt!
Kouga

To Fluffy

Sesshomaru you are so sexy and hot two questions Are you in love with kagura how later shows her feelings and why the hell do you keep Jaken
Kagura

Dear Kagura

I have no connection to either of them, they both just follow me around, quite sad actually.
Sesshoumaru

To Kouga

Hey Kouga! You're really cool, did you know that? I'm a fan of both you and Inu-Yasha! (sadly, you're tied for second) Miroku gets first! ^-^ You're really great, and cute. Please stop killing innocent villagers, it isn't good -.- Bye! --------------------
?

Dear ?

I should be ranKed way above those two! But sadly i cannot return your feeling for I have my one true mate, Kagome!
Kouga

To Inuyasha

Hi Inu-Yasha! You're really cool, you know that? (of course you do). Why can't you just tell Kagome how you feel, even if you still have feelings for Kikyo? Getting off of that! Can I touch your ears, please? They're really cool! ^-^
Sadie

Dear Sadie Kagome knows how I feel about her. And no! No one can touch my ears!
Inuyasha

To Fluffy

To Fluffy: Okay, I'm going to say this bluntly. You are stupid! Mindless! (except for how you saved that little girl Rin, aside from that) You're heartless! I'm about the most honest girl you'll ever meet! I don't hate you! But you still are a jerk! Okay! I'm done!
Sadie

Dear Sadie

Hmph, opinions of humans do not matter to me in the least.
Sesshoumaru

To Inuyasha

DO YOU LIKE KIKYOU OR KOGOME?
Ashley

Dear Ashley

I like both, is that a problem?
Inuyasha

To Kouga

I know you like Kagome and all but i don't think you like her because you 2 were meant to be.....i think you just like her because of her looks.....and Kouga YOUR NOT SAPPOSED TO JUDGE PEOPLE BY THE WAY THEY LOOK......with kagome she is beautiful,kind,smart (she would be smarter if she did her homework once in a while)i can't blame you by the look thing because i think she is beautiful 2 but you might not like this but i am a INU-hanyou also(girl)I like kagome but i think you should just leave her alone.....i'm am sorry if i make you mad please don't hurt me or yell at me....oh and Kagome is not your mate as of yet but i don't think she will be....*heats up energy in case of fight*
Delaney

Dear Delaney

I...uhhhhh..I never liked her just because of her looks! And calm down, I won't fight a girl unless its Kagura.
Kouga

To Fluffy

dear Sesshoumaru, I think you are the rudest Baka oni I have ever had the displeasure of takling too.*gets hit in the head by my sister Kim*

Kim:how dare you talk to him like that! baka onna!*gets hit in the head by Ty* at least i'm not a mindless fangirl!

Kim:mindless!

Ty: yea mindless. and weak.

Kim: you want to prove that!?*pulls out sword*

Ty:*pulls out sword* bring it baka!

Kim:*charges at Ty*

Ty:*looks at baka sama(you)* i'm going to have to ask you my question after I beat up my love sick sister. l8r!
Ty and Kim

Dear Ty and Kim

I hope you both injure yourself severly, stupid humans.
Sesshoumaru

To Inuyasha

dear Inu yasha *takes a deep breath* why don't you drop the tough guy act and-*gets hit in the head by kim* ow! grrr you again?

Kim:what did I tell you about insulting cute demons? why-*gets bound and gaged by Ty*

Ty:now as I was saying before I was so rudely interupted.... *glairs at Kim*

Kim:*sweetdrop*

Ty:why don't you just drop the tough guy act, and pick a girl friend instead of darting back in fourth. (referring to Kikyo and Kagome
Kim

Dear Kim

Hey girl! Technically neither of them are my girlfriends! So in your face!
Inuyasha

To Fluffy

dear puffy-sama we 'assume' you will ansewer our questions because you on the site. any why do you keep rin and joken around you dont need them or really care about them......or do you?
Keymoriah

Dear Keymoriah

Unfortunatly yes I do have to answer your silly questions. Jaken just follows me around so I use him to wantch Rin. Thats all there is to it.
Sesshoumaru

To Inuyasha

Hey Inuyasha, did you know that you're really hot in your human form!
Your Wife

Dear Your Wife

My wife??? Since when did I...

Kagome: Inuyasha you bastard! Your as bad as Miroku!

Inuyasha: No Kagome!

Kagome: Inuyasha Osuwari!!!!!!

*Thud*
Inuyasha and Kagome

To Inuyasha

I just want to say that I think that You are the most coolest and hottest character in the show!
mE

Dear mE

Thank You
Inuyasha

To Kouga

You suck! And Inuyasha is way stronger then you are so blah!
mE

Dear mE

How dare you blah me!!! Growl!!!
Kouga

To Kouga

How could you fall in love with Kagome when she's suppose to be with Inuyasha! You sick bastard! You only love her because she can sense the jewel shard!
Midnight

Dear Midnight

Growl....I do not why does everyone keep saying that! Like you know!!!
Kouga

To Fluffy

Ok, I know alot of people ask you this question, but I have evidence enough to prove it, and i really want to know. Are you gay? here's my evidence 1: you wear eyeshadow. 2: you have a feather boa. 3: your hair is too nice to have been done in a guy's care. 4: you have flowers on your clothes. and 5: you have no wife/mate.
Kuri

Dear Kuri

How do you know I have no mate? And that's not a boa Baka human.
Sesshoumaru

To Fluffy

So fluffy, do you like rin? i know you like rin. hehehehehEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!! SESSHOMARU LIKES LITTLE GIRLS!!!!!!! HE'S A PEDOPHILE!!!!!

Amande-chan: HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY SESSHOMARU-SAMA!!! TAKE THAT!!! *beats touki down with a doom-ey salmon tail*

NO!!! not the doom-ey salmon tail!!! but see here i got a plan... nuk nuk nuk. *chews on some ramen* nuk nuk nuk!!! *powers up* *chucks rock at amande-chan**misses*

Amande-chan: HA!! you couldnt hit a toad with that rock!!!

jaken: X_X *got hit with the rock*

*sighs* well that was completely pointless. anyway,

Both of them: CAN WE HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH???

touki: pedophile.

amande-chan: my lord and master.
The Discorde Sisters, Amande-chan and Touki.

> Dear The Discorde Sisters, Amande-chan and Touki.

What is a pedophile? Stupid humans and your stupid words, I am no ones master, except Jaken.
Sesshoumaru

To Inuyasha

My little sister wants to know how you and Fluffy got so cute?
ave102

Dear Ave102

Ummmm we were born this way.
Inuyasha

To Inuyasha

your so cool but your attitude is a little rude good thing your cute.Do you love kikyo? you could do better
Ave102

Dear Ave102

How dare you insult Kikyo! I promised to protect her so I will!
Inuyasha

To Kouga and Fluffy

To Kouga: my friend thinks you're a fine a** hunk of a hot!! guy.why do you love kagome?

To Fluffy: you are so hot!!.are you in love?i love you.
Ave102

Dear Ave102

Kouga: I love Kagome because she's pretty and strong. I also love how she smells and... and everythign about her, she is my perfect mate, my *thump*

Sesshoumaru: Shut up you stupid wolf.

Kouga: You stupid dog you just don't understand what its like to love someone!

Sesshoumaru: Maybe but still better than being a crazy mutt like you. Your like in constant heat.
Kouga and Sesshoumaru

To Fluffy

Sesshomaru-sama, i can raise your chi. Will you make love to me?
Soi

Dear Soi

I'm sorry but I could never love you
Sesshoumaru
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Dear Miroku,


why are you a pervert?.your an o.k. guy you could do good.p.s.i have
a theeme song for you have you heard sampldat ass by Chingy .

ave 102













Dear ave 102,


*sighs* I am not a pervert I simply do what comes naurally to me and......While I do grope women and ask them to bear my child
It is fairly important for me to do so. I do have a need for an heir. Anou...gomen I have not heard of that song.



Miroku








Dear Kagome,


do you love Inuyasha? and if so try red i'ts a good color for you.and
you've got to do something about that bi** kikiyo.

ave102














Dear ave102,


Yeah....anou....Kikyou...She isn't that bad....I just like Inu Yasha as a friend, and he is in love with Kikyou...



Kagome








Dear Sango,


do you love miroku?you are to good for him.

ave102














Dear ave102,


*blushes* .....Anou.....Houshi-sama is...very kind and....*blushes more* I am to good for him? *smiles* Arigatou.



Sango









Dear Kagome,


I was wondering do you really love InuYasha please tell me because
you two are always hiding your love for each other?

me














Dear me,


*sweatdrop* Okay...I believe we've awnsered this already....Inu Yasha is in love with Kikyou. I like Inu Yasha but we can't have any type of relationship until
he is either over Kikyou or choses me over her. He is extreamly stubborn and I doubt this will ever happen *sighs*



Kagome








Dear Miroku,


What would you do if your sandals ever broke and you were no where
near a town???

inquiz














Dear inquiz,


Well...I guess I would just hope there were no sharp objects that would hurt me on the ground until I bought new sandals.



Miroku









Dear Sango,


Is your boomerang really a bone? or is it wood. If its a bone what is
it from?

inquiz














Dear inquiz,


It's made of youkai bone.



Sango








Dear Miroku,


Haha i'll bear your child..........when Sesshoumaru-sama will: 1.
like Inuyasha, 2.like humans, and 3. love me!!!

Mana














Dear Mana,


*sighs* Well....Sesshoumaru does kind of like that kid he's with. I don't think he hates Inu Yasha as much as he did before....
*sighs again* You know you could have just said no since none of the above will ever happen...



Miroku








Dear Miroku,


You are soooo hott. I cant see why people dont like you. I know I
sure do love to watch Inuyasha but he can be a jerk. When they call you a
pervert I want to just... just SLICE off their head. *Hmphhh* degrading you. But
what do you think of inuyasha? I also think your Wind tunnle is *cool*

*your biggest fan* Molly.B














Dear Molly.B,


Arigatou! Another person that understands me. *grins* Please do not slice off anyones head....Unless its Naraku then feel free. What do I think of Inu Yasha?
Well he is very stubborn and has a bad temper but he is not a bad person. Although there were many time he did things that I don't think were intelligent...
Anou....arigatou for saying my kazanna is "cool" but I still don't understand why you people think things are cold....

Kagome: Anou....Miroku-sama cool doesn't mean cold...
But...why use the word if it's not.... I mean .......*sighs*



Miroku








Dear Sango,


Hi Sango your like my role model. Also I look alot like you. Tell
Kiarra hi!!

Molly.B














Dear Molly.B,


Arigatou....I'm glad I have some fans. *smiles* I will tell Kirara for you.



Sango








Dear Shippou and Kirara,


I hate Inuyasha for being sooooo mean to you.
I think you are cute. See ya!!

Mbs














Dear Mbs,


I hate Inu Yasha for being mean me too and being mean to Kagome. *grins* Thanks!



Shippou









Dear Miroku,


People are always saying your peverted or weird but to me your soooo HOTT I dont
even care. Who should your nice cute and caring.
*Hugs and kisses Miroku on his cheek* Sango pleasedont hit him. He is good and
it was a friendship and affection kiss and hug. Miroku see ya soon ~

Molly - Beth














Dear Molly-Beth,


Arigatou! *hugs back* *waves as she leaves* Please come back soon! *grins*



Miroku










Dear Sango,


Could you help me .One night it was raining and it was late. When I went to sleep
I hear sounds like scraping of huge demon feet outside my window. I check on my
brother when I heard the noise and he was gone. The next morning he had mud on
his feet. My brother is possesed by a demon help!!!!!!!!!!!

MollyB














Dear MollyB,


Anou....I really can't do anything about that....It's Houshi-sama's feild of expertise........gomen....



Sango








Dear Miroku,


*huge sweatdrop* okay well heres a question! WHY ARE YOU A FREAKIN'
HENTAI?! *takes a deep breath* and no i'm not gonna bear your child cause you're
with sango and i respect that! so nay! *sticks out tongue* i really do hate you
know! *grabs a brick and smacks it down on your head* and you shall hate me too!
*runs off*

Stargirl














Dear Stargirl,


*blinks* Sango and I are a couple?!?! When did this happen?

Sango: *blushes* Anou....were not together....

Kagome: Poor Miroku-sama......

Inu Yasha: Keh, its about time one of em got some sence!

Kagome: Hey! He's our friend be nice OSUWARI!

*thud*

Sango: Poor Houshi-sama ....*blinks as he gropes her*

Miroku: Sango...I am touched that you care

Sango: *smacks him* baka....



Miroku









Dear Kagome,


Did you ever truely consider bearing Miroku's child? If so, when?
And, did you ever consider what your and Inu-Yasha's child would look like? (I
hope you wouldn't marry him or nothing inless he was fully human) Final note,
you should go with Kouga! (not that I have anything against Inu-Yasha, he's
great) but Kouga seems to have his feelings more in order. If Inu-Yasha could
straighten his feelings out, go with him. Sorry if any of these questions
embarrass you. Good luck! You're really lucky you have such great companions!

Sadie















Dear Sadie,


Anou......... No I never really thought about it. Besides Miroku and Sango make such a better couple anyway. Um..... well........ I..... never....... really *blushes*
Well if we were to get together then i would hope that are children would have cute puppy dog ears. Well Kouga is nice but I only think of him as a friend.



Kagome








Dear Miroku,


I know why you ask woman to bear your child but once you
get a woman when or if you get a woman will you cheat?[I know you wil]

IIIIIII LOVE SESSSSHOMRU














Dear IIIIIII LOVE SESSSSHOMRU,


That is a very difficult question to anwser. I do want to be faithful if I marry and I know I would have to change and it
would be hard. If I do marry I would probably care about the woman a great deal, I would not want to hurt her or see her
upset because of my actions. I would hope however that she would understand that it is a difficult thing for me to do and
understand if I do slip then it is not because I do not love her.



Miroku








Hello Sango,


I'm sorry you lost all your family to the hands of Naraku. If I lost my family
in any way close to that,I don't know if I'd want to live. Do you plan on
freeing Kohaku from Naraku's power when you see him next? This is a little
random, but did you know Kohaku's kind of cute? (in little kid way). But
Miroku's personality is much better! I think it's great how he's so random, and
does stuff to surprise people! (in some cases, that is bad) But take the bad
with the good!

Sadie















Dear Sadie,


I would like to but it's a bit more difficult to free him, I originally didn't think it would be so hard. Kohaku seems to
have a few fans *smiles* I'm sure if he is saved and can continue living he would be a good man. *blushes* Houshi-sama...ara..
he is very random....He's not too bad....as long as he's not flirting with villagers or touching anyone....



Sango








Dear Kagome,


Kagome-chan long time no see ne? Anyway i was just wondering how your doing and
all and always remember that if inu gives you a hard time just let me know ok
and i can beat him with a stick! Well anyway Kagome-chan i must be off i will
talk to you soon though oh and give inu-chan a hug for me as well evne though he
is a baka! =^.^=

Hikari-sama














Dear Hikari-sama,


Nice to see you too....but a stick is not necessary I would just have to say Osuwari..*Inu Yasha goes thump in the distance*.......oops...



Kagome








Dear Kagome,


Hey, why do you always wear your school uniform? Do you like showing
off your legs or something?

Kiki














Dear Kiki,


Because the school pays for the uniforms its easier to take them to the past and get trashed instead of my clothes..Tax dollars at work...



Kagome








Dear Shippou and Kirara,


Hey shippo, do you think of Inuyasha as a dad, or as a
mean older brother

Inu-chan














Dear Inu-chan,


Yeah...a very mean and bossy older brother.



Shippou








Dear Kagome,


how tired do you get of inuyasha's outbursts. and i think that your
(is it a uniform) is the CUTEST outfit. and have you read the otherworld series.
^-^

Ayce Mistress















Dear Ayce Mistress,


He sometimes does annoy me but I can just say Sit or just go back to my time to relax. I like my uniform too.



Kagome









Dear Kagome,


Is there any fact that you dislike Kikyou? I mean she did try to kill
you at one point.

mE














Dear mE,


Arg I just hate Kikyou! I mean she is just the most annyoing person in the world....and the way that she just leads Inu Yasha on is just arg............

Inu Yasha: WHat do you mean she's just leading me on?????? We had a special relationship 50 years ago! You wouldn't understand!

Kagome: Ok whatever............ your the one who is still in love with a dead girl......

Inu Yasha: If she wants I will gladly die with her again...

Kagome: *starts to cry* Inu Yasha OSUWARI *runs away crying*

Inu Yasha: *GROWL* but Kagome.........



Kagome and Inu Yasha








Dear Miroku,


I just want to give you love adivse. Going up to a woman that you don't know and
ask her to bear her child is very wrong!

P.S

No I won't bear you a child.

mE














Dear mE,


Ah.....I see...Well.....maybe that's why I have so much trouble finding girls that say yes to my question. But if I do not ask the then what else can I do?
I must uphold my appeal to the women that already find an interst in me. I thourughly enjoy having fan girls. *grins*



Miroku









Dear Shippou and Kirara,


You are just so cute! Can I cuddle you?

mE














Dear mE,


Anou....*backs away* The last time Kagome "cuddled" me I ended up not being able to breath for at least 5 miunets.....so...I'm gonna have to say no to that.

Kirara: *meows and hops into mE's arms*

But I think Kirara will let you.



Shippou and Kirara








Dear Sango,


I always thought that you're the most coolest girl on the show and you
look alike like Kikyou, I just felt like pointing that out.

mE














Dear mE,


*bows* Arigatou for the complement demo...I don't think I like like Kikyou....Kagome-chan looks more like her than I.



Sango









Dear Inu-Gumi,


If you could pick any fruits basket character, who would you guys be?

Jennifer














Dear Jennifer,


Inu Yasha: ......I'm not a fruit!!!

Kagome:....Inu Yasha.....She means an anime...

Inu Yasha:.....anime?

Kagome: *sighs* nevermind....

Inu Yasha would be Kyou

I would be Toharu

Miroku would be Shigaru

Sango would be Kisa

Kouga would be Haru

Shippou would be Momiji

Sesshomaru would be Yuki



Inu Gumi








Dear Inu-Gumi,


Hello everyone I've written all of you indivaully first so now I can write you all
First you are all doing a fantastic job you take so much crap every day and yet it
amazes me that you continue to keep going day by day over and over again. Ok well
my question for all of you is where's Kikyo in all this? Also how do you do it? I mean
doesn't it get hard to keep going doesn't both the physical and mental pain put stress
on you enough to make you quit? You don't have to answer any of my questions
because no matter what I will still always be your biggest fan no matter what. This
will sound weird( and Miroku not like that!) but I love you guys no matter what and I
know you've never met me but I know you people more than you probably do so I just
wanted to let you guys know that I love you all even Sesshomaru.

Erika














Dear Erika,


Kagome: That was very deep...I'm surprized that people are so concerned about us on our journey.

Inu Yasha: What about Kikyou? She's just confused....

Kagome: *sighs*

Sango:......Anyway....Arigatou for you inspiring words. *gives Erika a hug*

Miroku: Although our journey is tough and dificult, both mentally and physically we have each other to lean on when we have our hour of need.
*goes and hugs Erika and gropes her*

Sango: *smacks him over the head with hiraikotsu*



Kagome, Inu Yasha, Sango and a now injured Miroku








Dear Inu Gumi,


So, Typo-chan has shown you the fanfictions. Unforgivable, yet, it has it's uses. Here are some questions I can ask you all now, since you'll know what
I'm talking about! La!

1) Lemons. Any comments? What will never, ever happen that seems to appear a lot [in fanfictions]?

2) A question on Mary Sues: If a girl that happens to be half demon fel through the Bone Eater's well and introduced herself to you all,
was there any way in heck you'd trust her? Or is that just a mass of fangirl's wishful thinking?

3) [Random question to the Houshi] Aren't you worried about STDs?

4) Imagine that Naraku is defeated. Yay. But, as the song goes, "Where DO We Go From Here"? Any thoughts about what you'll doafter the white baboon
is six feet under?

5) Does ANYONE know what's up with Naraku's baboon fetish is all about?

6) [Directed to Inuyasha, but if anyone else knows the answer, please enlighten me] ...."Feh"? Why exactly, do you say that? Private joke? It's been driving me nuts.

Okay thats about all. Pleease answer as soon as you can! Ja!

Oh, wouldn't YOU like to know?!














Dear Oh, wouldn't YOU like to know,



1) *The Gumi all turn and look at Miroku*

Miroku: Well, those are my favorite for obvious reasons... *clears his throat* I expecially like ones involving me and a quite dominating Sango.

Sango: *blushes*

Miroku: I doubt that those types of situations will arise. *sighs*

2) Kagome: Well....If the person came from the well I think we would trust them more than a person from this time...Inuyasha would of course not be as
accepting as the rest of us so....I guess it would depend on the situation and the person...

3) Miroku: .....S....T...D?

Kagome: Anou....I don't think that there are any that are commmon enough to worry about. *blushes and sweatdrops*

4) Kagome: I guess I'll have a normal life again...

Sango: I might try to rebuild my village...I guess it depends on some things....

Miroku: I will find someone to bear my child.

Shippou: I wanna live with Kagome or Miroku!

Koga: Marry Kagome!

Sessouhmaru: None of your business

Naraku: Like that will ever happen...ku ku ku

Inu Yasha: Go back to your own site demon!!!!

5) No....

6)Inu Yasha: "Feh"? When do I ever say feh???? Feh stupid humans



Inu Gumi








Dear Miroku,


Do you think you'll ever attain enlightenment and reach Nirvana? How
long do you think it will take, if you do?

S2














Dear S2,


I might if I do it will probably take the rest of my life to do. Since I seem to have some bad habits....



Miroku









Dear Miroku,


Hey! Remember my last message to Sango, about her joining me in
taking over the world? Well *hit's Miroku in a head* AM NOT A GUY YOU LITTLE
PERV! And i pick Sango b/c she is awesome and can take care of herself. And i
WASN'T trying to make her leave the group, i just thought she could help me and
than she could of come back to the gang...

P.A.














Dear P.A.


*sweatdrops* Gomen about my comment....I'm sorry I made you upset. *clasps her hands* Will you bear my child?



Miroku








Dear, Shippou and Kirara


I just wanted to say that you guys are SOOO cute!! *hugs
both of you* ^_^ And by the way, you said that you both think that Kagome is
cute. Now answer me PLEASE trually, do you think Kikyo is more pretty?

Angel ^_^














Dear Angel,


Anou...I think Kagome is pettier than Kikyou and she is a happier and more pleasent person to be around. And Kagome gives me her ninja food and candies!
Kikyou would be prettier if she actually smiled every once and awhile...



Shippou








Dear Shippou and Kirara,


Nope nothing like Inuyasha..*looks over at him*...not at
all....*jumps onto Kirara's back*

Mana














Dear Mana,


Okay cool!

Kirara: *flys around for a little bit then comes back and turns into a little cat again* mew



Shippou and Kirara








Dear Inu Gumi,


If you could trade bodys with anyone on this show, who's body would
you trade? no i'm not a pervert or anyting, i'm just curiouse ^_^;; It's just a
random what if? Question

Clover














Dear Clover,


Miroku: Well I would love to trade bodys with Sango for obvious reasons....

Sango: *blushes* ..... I think I would want to trade with Kagome-chan because I would love to see her time...

Kouga: I would wanna trade places with Inu-koro so I could be close to my woman.

Inu Yasha: She's not YOUR woman!! BAKA!

Kagome: *blushes* I would want to be Inu Yasha..... so I could play with Tetsuaiga.

Naraku: Ku ku ku I Naraku have invaded your site yet again! Ku ku ku.

Miroku: Stay on YOUR site! *throws an ofuda at him he vanishes*

Sesshoumaru: This Sesshoumaru would not trade anything with these fools....

Shippou: I would want to be Inu Yasha...so then I could pick on him!

Inu Yasha: Keh, I guess I would trade with Sesshoumaru....so I could be a full youkai...



Inu Gumi








Dear Inu Gumi,


Miroku is cool! (What's a lech?)

muzicat13














Dear muzicat13,


*they all sweatdrop*

Miroku: Arigatou!

Sango: Houshi-sama is the perfect example of a lech....



Sango and Miroku









Dear Miroku,


YOu are awsome! I am your NUMBER ONE fan!!!! I am going to make a page dedicated
to YOU on my website!! : ) Is that okay? My site is
www.home.earthlink.net/~muzikcat13 !! : )
You rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love you!!!!!!!! You are the
coolest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

muzikcat13














Dear muzicat13,


Arigatou for all of the complements. I would be more than happy if you made a page for me on you website. *grins and gropes her*



Miroku









Dear Kagome,


Hi Kagome! Why do you let your friends from school force you to go
out with Hojo? It seems like they do.. Why don't you just tell em theres another
guy "InuYasha" and you don't wanna go with Hojo? We all know you like InuYasha!

Miharu














Dear Miharu,


Well Hojo-kun is very nice and well my friends really didn't force me to go out with him...... Oh and one more thing I do not like InuYasha!



Kagome










Dear Miroku,


i love you and fried fish

bigass














Dear bigass


Anou....Arigatou? I like fish too...But I love women and sake.



Miroku








Dear Sango,


hey babe looking sexy ! I dont need help fighting demons. but watta
bout a date!

trevor summers














Dear trevor summers,


*blushes* Anou...arigatou for your interest but I'm too busy to go on a date.....gomen..*bows*



Sango








Dear Shippou and Kirara,


i love sango's little brother
kohaku.yufuyfgvbyudryuuottfgiygiuhgiufy8ufyiuft.

dfuyufddfiiugfif











Dear dfuyufddfiiugfif,


You have a really weird name.....*blinks* Kirara loves Kohaku too.

Kirara: *mews in agreement*



Shippou and Kirara

Leave a comment
Dear Miroku,

Hello my name is Eriks and no I'm sorry I will not bear your child but this is an important comment! Please consider not chasing girls around all the time and just focus on one... That one is Sango I garrantee you she loves you but you don't have to grad her butt to show your feelings for her! so if you could please stop casing girls around atleast in front of her!

Erika

Dear Erika,

That is something I tried to do before...but...It is far too hard.Although I would much rather have Sango for my wife than any other woman I can not resist other attractive ladies. *sighs*


Miroku

Dear Kagome,

Hi Kagome....thats a really nice name......I was woundering if you like Inu Yasha a lot and not just as a friend because you show it all the time on TV

Your BiggestFan

Dear Biggest Fan,

Ummmm....anou *blush*. What makes you think I would like Inu Yasha more than a friend. I mean he always is mean to me and he makes me cry.

Kagome

Dear Miroku,

Hi Miroku I just wanted to know if you knew that sango really likes you but you ruin the moment by touching her butt....please answer

Your Biggest Fan

Dear Biggest Fan,

Yes, I know that she likes me.....and I do not "ruin the moment" *sighs* you sound like Kagome-sama with that comment...Sango very much enjoys how I choose to act around her. She's just chooses deny it.

Miroku

Dear Sango,

Hello Sango my name is Erikagome but please call me Erika, anyway I don't really have any questions just one comment. I'm so so sorry for what is happening with you and Kohaku but I want you to stay strong for someday soon it will be over and Kohaku will be back in your arms so please Sango don't give up, or lose faith not only are your clossetfriends with you but also people hundreds of people like me are also with you every day in spirit giving you strength.

Erika

Dear Erika,

Arigatou...I'm very glad and lucky to have so many friends and fans out there. *blushes and smiles* Don't worry I'm not willing to give up.

Sango

Dear Miroku,

Miroku have you ever wondered why you don't have any friends? It's because BUDDHA ate them all!!! Buhahahahahahahahahahahahah

Nyan Nyan

Dear Nyan Nyan,

Anou....and people think I am weird...I am sure Buddha did not eat my friends since they are all still here.

Miroku

Dear Miroku,

*runs upto Miroku and hugs him* Hello Miroku-sama! Why dont you sing? I've wondered that for a while now! You have such a nice voice! You should sing some themes! *hugs onto his neck* You're so handsom! I don't think you're perverted myself, (well, you are a little, but that's okay!) you are for a good cause. Sadie

Sadie

Dear Sadie,

Arigatou! Its not that I can't sing....but I have many other talents and things to do. So there really is not much free time to sing. My voice actor has sung, his name is Tsujitani Kouji you might be able to hear me sing if you were to find one of his songs.

Miroku

Dear Miroku,

I will NOT have yer child. Go get a woman! -__- Heafuru

Dear Heafuru,

*blinks* Okay....*looks for a woman* Sango: What are you doing Houshi-sama? Miroku: Ah....perfect timeing Sango, *clasps her hands* will you do me the honor of being my woman? Sango: .......*smacks him leaving a red hand print on his face and walks away blushing slightly* Miroku: *sigh*

Miroku

Dear Shippou and Kirara,

Hii Shippou an' Kirara!! i love you guys!!!!!! you guys are soo cute!!!!!!!*hugs you both* Shippou will you be my lil brother????? Kirara can i have a ride???? Ta Ta for Now!! Love you ^_^ Mana-san

Mana-san

Dear Mana-san,

sure! As long as your not like Inuyasha. Kirara: mew *transforms into her big kitty form*

Shippou and Kirara

Dear Sango,

Do you think there's a little thing between you and Inuyasha? I think you guys will make a very cute couple!

Sango-Chan

Dear Sango-chan,

Anou...I don't know about that...*blushes* I'm flattered you think we make a cute couple but I think he and Kagome-chan make a better couple. I think you might find episode 135 amusing though,you should try to find a summary. Try inuyashaworld.com

Sango
Dear Shippou and Kirara

Hello you two! My name is Erika and I adore you! You guys are adorable but anyway, Shippo how exactly old are you? I think maybe 8, 9, or 10 but I don't know. Also Kirara before you were with Sango along time ago I believe you were with a priestess I'm sorry to have forgotten her name but what happened with her? Do you ever think that maybe since her soul is alive and body safe and intacted that maybe one day with Naraku destroyed and the Shikon Jewel whole that you could bring her back ever?

Erika

Dear Erika,

Ano, I'm not sure how old I am because Kagome hasn't taught me to count that high yet. Midoriko was the name of the priestess that Kirara lived with. She died protecting the shikon no tama before Kikyou had it. From hearing what Miroku, Sango and Kagome say about the jewel I don't think anything good can happen even if someone were to wish for it.

Shippou

Dear Miroku,

Hiyaz! *big hug* Why can't you control yourself around women? I mean, you know who you love *glares daggers at Sango* Even though she's obviously not good enough for you. *still hugging* Why don't you come sit with my while you answer the rest of your letters? *Pulls him to a couch and sits in his lap while sorting letters for him*

Silver Kitsune

Dear Silver Kitsune,

*sweatdrops* Eh...heh....I'm sure Sango is good enough for me...*glances over at Sango who is giving him an evil death glare* I don't know why I can't control myself around women. I think its just my....nature...to grope and ask women to bear my child. I just wouldn't be myself if I didn't. I don't mind if you stay but...anou...Sango doesn't seem very happy......and I fear the wrath of Sango...

Miroku

Dear Kagome,

I can see how you like Inuyasha. *I mean who wouldn't* But I just don't see how you put up with him. you really rock.

Keshie-chan

Dear Keshie-chan,

Well once you get to know Inu Yasha he is actually very nice, and well, Its like putting up with Sota.

Kagome

Dear Sango,

thanx for letting me ply with Kirara! it was lots of fun, were can i get one?btw can i marry kohaku? Why isn't there a way i can ask him questions, he's important too!

hikari

Dear hikari,

Anou...I don't think neko youkai like Kirara are something you can find anywhere... I really don't think Kohaku would be pleased if I just maried him off to someone.. Expecially if you've really never met him and he's really not himself now...so... I can anwser questions about him if you would like...or you could write to him on Kit's site.

Sango

Dear Kagome,

Why do you put up with Inuyasha cheating on you 'cause if i were you Inuyasha would be down. Tell him how you feel.

Shippo007

Dear Shippo007,

Well technically we were never going out...

Kagome

Dear Shippou and Kirara,

Heres a question for both of you...Shippou....do you think Kagome is pretty....and .....Kirara do you think Kagome is pretty????

Your Biggest Fan

Dear Biggest fan,

Of course we think Kagome is pretty!

Kirara: *mews in agreement*

Shippou and Kirara

Dear Sango,

Can I PLEASE play with Kirara too?!

Your friend Erika

Dear Erika,

Hai as long as your not to rough with her.

Sango

Dear Sango,

Hey, am planing to take over the whole world *if you read the mail i send to Sesshomaru you will undestand* Want to help me? I don't need any help course, but being alone in charge is kind of boring...

P.A.

Dear P.A.

Anou....I really have no interst in taking over the world..

Miroku: .....*takes letter* .....Sango....is this person trying to get you to leave our group? *thinks to himself if a man or not*

Sango: *blinks* I don't know....I said I didn't want to anyway...wait...why am I explaining this to you?

Miroku: *mumbles something about making a rule for no one to try to get Sango to leave and making another for banning possible males to write to her*

Sango and A not-so-happy Miroku

Dear Kagome,

Hello my name is Erika I am your biggest fan and I'm not just saying that, I mean it. Please if you could answer me this i would be very greatful why won't you tell Inuyasha you love him? I really think you should I mean ofcourse he would turn bright red and probably not know what to say except for "Kagome" hmf but just to tell you his heart would be pounding just like he has already done to yours... please tell him not for me but for the both of you, you two should be together and I mean that there should be nothing holding you back!

Erika

Dear Erika,

But...anou... Inu Yasha is still in love with Kikyo...And to him I'm just a Shikon Shard detector!

Kagome

Dear Miroku,

Will you bear me a child? And if Sango ever hits you, call me and I'll make sure she'll never hits you again! *evil smirk*

Your mate

Dear Your mate,

*blinks* I am male...I'm unable to bear children. But if you are female, I would be glad to help you bear a child. Anou....as much as I would like Sango not to hit me I'm not so sure if I would like your method of making her stop...

Miroku

Dear Sango,

Hi Sango i wanted to ask you and Kirara something......Do you really like Miroku???? and Kirara how did you meet Sango????

Your Biggest Fan

Dear Biggest fan,

*blushes* ...Well...I don't dislike Houshi-sama....I'm sure by like him you mean as more than a friend..*blushes more* Anyway....My father gave Kirara to me when I was younger.

Sango

Dear Shippou and Kirara,

Shippou y do you were a bow in your hair? Aren't you supposed to be proving to inu yasha that you are a man?

Hikari

Dear Hikari,
I am a man! But its not manly to have your hair in your face so you can't see in battle! Plus Miroku says its part of my charm.

Shippou
Dear Inu Gumi,
Hello Everyone, I have only but one question! Why do you constantly undermind Miroku's intelligence? Just becuase he might have some bad habbits, doesn't meen he's dumb, or not honest. *grabs ahold of Miroku's arm* So what if he can't keep his hands to himself, he's still a good person. Don't you all agree?

Sadie

Dear Sadie,

Miroku: *grins* Arigatou! I am glad someone sees how very important I am.

Sango: We don't constantly undermind Houshi-sama....we've taken his advice many times....

Inu Yasha: Keh! He is un-honest everytime he "exorcizes" youkai so we have a place to stay!

Kagome: ....Inu Yasha....that would be a point in his defence...

Inu Yasha: ......But it proves he's not honest!

Shippou: He's much more intelligent and nice than Inu Yasha *Inu Yasha chases Shippou to give him a "beating"*

Kagome:*sweatdrops*....But yor still defending him so he's not that bad.

Miroku: In my defence that could just be a bad habit.

Sango: *sighs* I'm sure we all agree that Houshi-sama is a good person,with.....many...bad habits....

Miroku: Many? I'm really quite a good monk once you get past the groping and the trade mark question...

Kagome: ......and the lieing to villagers about youkai...and things of that sort...

Sango: Okay so do the good outweigh the bad?

Miroku: *sighs* I would like to think so. Sadie-sama agrees.

Kagome: Yeah...he is a pretty good person..

Inu Yasha: Yeah for a lech...*graps Shippou by his tail*

Kagome: O..su..wa..ri

Inu Yasha: *thud*

Sango: *blinks* I think Houshi-sama is a good person....

Inu-gumi

Dear Kagome,
why don't you ever put your hair up? i think it would look cute in a ponytail!

hikari

Dear Hikari,
Well I put it up for gym...but I prefer it down.

Kagome

Dear Miroku,
what is your staff made out of?

chica

Dear chica
Metal....thats a very...odd question...

Miroku

Dear Sango,
Have you ever peeked on Miroku while he's taking a bath, and tell the truth! *evil smirk*

Inuyasha and Kagome

Dear Inuyasha and Kagome,
Of course I haven't I'm not the pervert in the group! *thinks a moment and blushes* Well....there was that one time...but I was looking for Kirara and it was dark......*pauses and blushes more* I didn't really see anything...*blushing even more*

Sango

Dear Kagome,
Hello how are you, hey when are you gonna tell Inuyasha that you love him? I mean you said it yourself that you do so come on and tell him!

Erika

Dear Erika,
When did I say that? I know that it wouldn't work *looks away* because he loves Kikyo.

Kagome

Dear Shippou and Kirara,
*runs over and picks up Shippo* You're so cute Shippo-chan! *hugs him* I'm sorry you lost your parents at such a young age (that's so sad). *looks at Kirara and pets her* You're both so cute!

Sadie

Dear Sadie,
Arigatou! Kirara: *meows*

Shippou and Kirara
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Dear Fluffy

Te escriblo en español para que te fastidies buscando palabra por palabra en el diccionario. ojala te hayan suspendido en idiomas, porque seguro que esto para ti es bastante molesto jajajaj espero tu respuesta... ¡¡en español!!

no te importa

Dear no te importa

*reads message* What is this weak human nonsense? I won't waste my time on your meaningless dribble.

*turns to leave* Lets go Rin, Jaken

Jaken: Si senior!

Sesshoumaru and Jaken

To Fluffy

hi. why is it that we see so very little of you when you OBVIOUSLY play an important role in the whole thing (i am not just another stupid fangirl either). and one more question, why do you hate your brother, it's not HIS fault that hes only half demon. and i think the whole nickname fluffy thing is ridiculous.

marie

Dear marie

If possible i would have nothing to do with my little brothers show, but because that is impossible i will bear it. And as to why i hate my brother that is neither your business or anyone elses. The nickname i choose not to comment on again.

Sesshoumaru

To Inuyasha

Can you sing me all of Blink 182's songs in pig latin for me please?

Christa

Dear Christa

Ummmmm I have no idea what this pig latin thing is. Is it a food? It sounds good. And what is this Blink182 thing? Kagome do you know?

Kagome: Ummmm pig latin is a language in my time...and Blink 182 is one of those boy bands...

Inuyasha: Pig latin is not a food?

Kagome: *sweatdrops* No Inuyasha its not.

Inuyasha: All this has made me hunger get some of your ninja food!

Kagome: sigh...

Inuyasha and Kagome

To Inuyasha

Psst,I think I got new a name for your bro Sesshie(the reason I called him that is to get on his nerves).How 'bout Fluffy-boy? Be sure to call him all the insulting nicknames you can think of to get a good laugh.^_^ Anyway,do think that Saiyamiko,Kaouchi,Kaiyami and Soichi are good names for a story?

Hgundam

Dear Hgundam

Keh, like i need to waste time making up names, I will laugh at him as I stand over his body when i defeat him once again. Bwahahahahaha! I'm not sure how good I am judging names but any name is good as along as its not Sesshoumaru.

Inuyasha

To Fluffy

Hello, I am a simple-minded human girl, and I respect your awesome power,but I have a question to ask, my friend insists on calling you, "Fluffy" ... and..do I have your permission... to... ...call you "Fuffy" too!*

P.S. it looked like a good start huh! (suppressed laughter)

Sebtrina

Dear Sebtrina

I allow no one to call me that despicable name, if you must talk to or about me use my real name. If your tiny human brain can comprehend that.

Sesshoumaru

To Fluffy

: Look I not sayin' you love Rin, but at least you should treat her nicely! I am a much stronger demon than you so don't you dare say,"pitiful human! I shall..." And if you don't care about humans why do you let Rin stay with you all the time? My friend thinks you have a soft spot for some humans but I think you only have a "soft spot" for (blushes).. nevrmind let's just go with you hate everything and everyone.

Rin's long lost Sister

Dear Rin's long lost Sister

It is impossible that you are a stronger demon than me, the mere thought that you even think you are anywhere near my level offends me. My relationship with Rin is also none of your business, I care not for your relation to her.

Sesshoumaru

To Inuyasha

i love you hi!!

...

Dear ...

*growls* don't waste my time with your foolishness I'm on a quest for shikon shards!

Kagome: Inuyasha be nice! OSUWARI!

Inuyasha: *thump* Damn stupid bitches

Kagome: Inuyasha...........

Inuyasha and Kagome

To Kouga

hey kouga..my computer just crashed so um not shure if the letter went to you..but um..i just wanted to say that um..have you ever thought about ..well..you know..being "friends" with inuyasha..and also..dude i think you need to lay off kagome..shes already taken...iv sent kinda the same letter to fluffy...you know about trying -not- to kill inuyasha..just givit some thought..and then respond back..your fan.........

chase clement

Dear chase clement

Me and that puppy will never be friends as long as he pretends to be worthy of the fair Kagome! Kagome is MY mate, it is fated to be, I shall not give her up to that half breed mutt.

Koga

To Inuyasha

hey inuyasha...have you ever thought that since the old lady put the neclass on you..that she could take it off...dude!!! have you every even thought about trying to be nice so shed take that dam choke chain off of you...i mean thats got to be so anoying when all she has to say is sit...and also..is it only her who can make it work..or if i say oswari oswari oswari oswari!!!! will you be crushed into the ground...p.s. also let me know if your planing to make any more movies..im not shure if i already asked you that though?...let me know..you biggest fan...........

Chase Clement

Dear chase clement

The necklace only works for Kagome because she is the one who invoked the powers. I once tried to trick her into taking it off, damn bitch nailed me with it so many times I could walk straight for a week.

Kagome: Inuyasha I am not a bitch! OSUWARI!!! *thud*

Inuyasha

To Fluffy

HEY SESSHOMARU...Y DO PEOPLE CALL YOU FLUFFY? DOESNT THAT PISS YOU OFF? I MEAN IF SOMEONE CALLED ME FLUFFY ID PROBABLY KILL THEM.IS IT BECUSE OF YOUR TAIL?..IS THAT EVEN YOUR TAIL? OR IS IT SOME PART OF YOUR CLOTHES? AND ALSO...Y DO YOU HATE YOUR LITTLE BROTHER SO MUCH, I MEAN COMON YOU DONT REALLY WANT TO KILL HIM DO YOU? THINK ABOUT IT..... IF YOU TO JOINED UP YOU COULD MAKE A GOOD TEAM,EVEN THOUGH YOUR SORTA AN ASS,ANYWAYS JUST ASKING,ANSWER BACK,IM ONE OF YOUR....FEW FANS

Warlord Zan

Dear Warlord Zan

Don't call me Fluffy if you wish to live. Why must these people bother me with their meaningless questions, ones that I answer over and over. I will not waste my time on you.

Sesshoumaru

To Kouga

HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT THAY MABY ONCE YOU COULD STOP CALLING INUYASHA MUTT FACE AND MABY TRY TO BE FRIENDS WITH HIM. AND ANOTHER THING, YOU NEED TO BACK OFF ON KAGOME, SHES ALREADY TAKEN.EVERY TIME THAT YOU TRY TO MAKE A MOVE ON KAGOME YOUR JUST GUNNA PISS OF INUYASHA SOME MORE,SO IM JUST WARNING YOU,YOUR FIREND.

Warlord Zan

Dear Warlord Zan

*growl* how dare you even suggest me and that mutt be friends. I'd rather kill his useless half-breed ass and save Kagome from his influence. And yes Kagome is take...by me!

Kouga

To Fluffy

Gomen for writing to you, Lord Sesshomaru but it is sort of curious that a youkai like yourself travel with a human girl. Not to intrude, but what is your purpose for Rin? Do you actually have feelings for her in maybe a fatherly way?

Neko-Chan

Dear Neko-Chan

That is none of your concern, as I have said before.

Sesshoumaru

To Fluffy

I am so sorry that you are called "fluffy" but yet you are very beautiful like dog-wise!*takes a step back in case that offended you* Truly what is the fur hanging over your shoulder????? Is it just fur?? Was your mom a demon since you are a full demon???? *ponders* Why do you hate your brother so much???? If you hate humans why do you let Rin be around you?????? Well that's all for now....hope to talk to you again*takes a bow* please don't be offended by my questions i have a large span of curiosity.

Mana-San

Dear Mana-san

You ask to many questions human, i find you annoying. Obviously if I am full demon it means that my mother was also a demon. Personal matters I will not discuss with you.

Sesshoumaru

To Fluffy
Wait Wait!!!!*runs quickly up to you* One more question!!! Who are the heads on Jaken's Staff????? THANK YOU *bows*

Mana-San

Dear Mana-San
I will leave that for you to figure out. Perhaps the fact that one is male and one is female will help. Also the woman laughed when not near my fathers grave while the man did. It is not my concern.

Sesshoumaru
To Fluffy
I really don't assume you'll answer this I am just hoping you will. Here it goes I feel you shouldn't hate Inuyasha anymore. You say that he has dirty blood and is weeker than you but so are Rin and Jaken and yet you tolerate him. What would your father the great dog demon of the west want you to do? Alos you both have a forrmidable foe, Naraku, so why not work as a team together to destroy him and other enemies, so how bout it Sesshomaru? To hate or not to hate? That is the question...

Erika

Dear Erika
I need no assistance defeating that hanyou Naraku, and definately not from despicable half breed brother of mine.

Sesshoumaru

To Fluffy
So...you don't like humans? Not even girls? That's totally...FINE with me! *runs and give a big hug, snuggling into FUZZY* Cuz, you know, I'm not human....*only half a lie* I'm part Kitsune, part wolf demon! *wags tail and wiggles ears* See? See? See? *Big puppy dog eyes*

Z'ane

Dear Z'ane
I like neither human nor demon, hanyou's may be even less likable

Sesshoumaru

To Inu Yasha
PROTECT ME? PLEASE PROTECT ME! COULD YOU? WOULD YOU? PLEASE?!

Erika

Dear Erika
Save you from what? If its anything to do with the Shikon no Tama i of course will kick some major ass for you!

Inu Yasha

To Inu Yasha
Do you ever fuck kagome?

David

Dear David
*looks at Kagome in confusion* Kagome what is this "fuck" thing? Kagome: *blushes* Inu Yasha no baka! Osuwari! Inu Yasha: *thump* *growl* I don't think i appreciate these kind of questions if they upset Kagome that much. Kagome: And we have not done that! *blushes brighter*

Inu Yasha and Kagome

To Kouga
To Kouga: hi how did you become so obsessed with kagome? oh yeah have you read the Otherworld series i think you'd like it. and at least you dont throw temper tantrums like INUYASHA. oh btw love the outfit

Dear Ayce Master
I feel me and Kagome were meant to be. Obviously that puppy has no idea how valuable she is. *growl* One day i will defeat him and she will run into my welcoming arms.

Kouga

Dear Kouga
^__^ I call Inu-Yasha "Inu-Nabe" (note: means "dog stew")

Heafuru

Dear Heafuru
Hahahahaha! What a fitting name for that mangy hanyou! Ilike this name, i think i shall torment him with it. *runs away to find Inu Yasha...and Kagome of course*

Kouga
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Dear Miroku,

You know i still do want to bear your child but alas Sango will prolly kill ya and we really dont want to have a dead monk on our hands cuz that wold be a really really really bad thing. Also one more question do you kiss Sango at the end of the second movie


Dear,

Anou…no matter how mad Sango would get I highly doubt she would go so far as to kill me.

She would be distraught if I were gone. *grins* Well….It only lasted for a second but yes, and it was pure bliss, until she struck me.

Miroku

Dear Miroku,

Why are you soooooooooooooooooooooooo weird?


Jennifer

Dear Jennifer,

Weird? I am not weird I am a perfectly normal monk that follows the ways of Buddha. *sighs*

Miroku

Dear Miroku,

AWw. . .*grins* that's sweet. . kinda. . except the fact that you are always GROPING HER! SO you really tihnk she'll marry you? not in the way you are now. . .I KNOW! I'll teach you how to be a gentlemen!!*grins* NO matter what you say I'm gonna help ya! Oh, and by the way, I kind of realized that I don't love ya afterall^^Yes, as a friend but I have an idea of the type of guy I want and well, you aren't it^^; Okay, first of all, stop groping women and asking them to bear your child! YOU ARE A MONK! You give monks a bad name! Except chichiri, no matter what you do he'll always be the best monk^^

Rei-Chan

Dear Rei-chan,


*sighs* I just do as how I was taught when I was younger. And I do not always grope Sango, there are times when she is bathing with Kagome-sama and times when she is sleeping where I do not grope her. When she is eating I don’t grope her when she is fighting I don’t grope her….

Sango: Houshi-sama your too kind…*sweatdrops*

…..And I don’t grope her while I’m groping other women and asking them to bear my child!

*gets smacked by hiraikotsu*

itai….Okay If I am a gentleman then Sango will not hit me anymore so I guess I shall enroll in gentlemen classes, of course after we defeat Naraku.

Miroku and Sango

Dear Miroku,

Why do you always ask women to bare your child. Why don't you ever ask me-err Sango? After all, I love yo- i mean she must like you! Won't you ask me-er her?


Sango I mean umm UNKNOWN PERSON!!

Dear Baka Youkai,

You can not be Sango because she would have no reason to write a letter to me admitting her feelings! YOU MUST BE A YOUKAI!!! *prepares to use Kazanna* I would know my lovely Sango anywhere…Your hair is much to dark and her chest area is nicer than yours! *growls* How dare you impersonate my lovely Sango..


Miroku

Dear Sango,

Can I play with Kirara? onegai?


Hikari

Dear Hikari,

Hai *Kirara runs over to play* Make sure to be nice to her.

Sango

Dear Inu Gumi

Ok, I want to know..Which one of you is the most COOLEST?!?!NOW DON'T LIE!!!!

CT

Dear, CT

Sango: Anou…Kagome-chan why is this person asking which one of us is the coolest? Does that mean the one that feels cold… *blinks confused*

Miroku: ah…Sango…If your ever feeling cold I’ll gladly warm you up..*grins, trying to hug Sango and gets smacked*

Kagome: Well… Inu Yasha would have to agree the he is the coolest..and I would agree with him. Koga-kun would disagree of course and say he is the coolest and Sesshoumaru-sama wouldn’t be bothered by the question. Shippou and Kirara would probably not really care one way or the other although Kirara is fond of Sango-chan and Shippou seems to enjoy Miroku-sama’s company. And although she won’t admit it I’m sure Sango-chan finds Miroku-sama to be the coolest and he would definitely agree that she is the coolest. As you can see were far from a consensus on this matter…


Inu Gumi

Dear Inu Gumi,

Typo-chan!! PLEASE tell me you did NOT just show the Inu-Gumi fanfiction!!

Susuu: Well, as long as they didn't see... ahem... certain ones... all is well,right? Stop being so naiive, Suusuu!! *Sigh* ALL of them are... less than in-character... especially the... well... *Slight blush*

Susuu: You have such a sick mind!Not sick... concerned for their mental state. I am SO sorry, Inu Gumi... And,unless you are feeling mildly suicidal, do not read the ones labeled...labeled...

Susuu: Quick like ripping off a Band-Aid, Dewey-dono. They need to know.L-labeled...!!

Susuu: DO IT, DEW SHAN!!INCEST!!! DEAR RA!!! *Bangs head on computer table* *Weakly* T-there... I said it...

Susuu: *Patting Dew Shan on the back* There, there... it's not your fault certain individuals think that Inuyasha and Sesshomaru have good chemistry...*Cringe* Wrong... so very wrong...


Dew Shan of Egypt and Susuu

Dew Shan of Egypt and Susuu,

Miroku: *blinks* That is just wrong… anou… *sees Inu Yasha and Sesshoumaru going off to kill certain fanfic writes..* I need to help Kagome-sama stop those two….not that they could really get to your world but…they’re two very stubborn youkai and must be stopped before any innocent lives are taken.


Inu Gumi

Dear Miroku,

why do you always ask people to bare your child?


autumn

Dear autumn,

Ah…this is a very simple question for me to answer. I must ask my infamous question because If I do not defeat Naraku my air void could kill me. So, I must have an heir to continue my family line.


Miroku

Dear Miroku,

Hey, you're pretty cute. Mind telling me a bit about yourself?I've only watched the first couple of episodes of inuyasha before we got cable taken away::What a tradgedy


Julie-Su

Dear Julie-Su,

*grins* Hai, hai. *thinks for a second* I enjoy women, sake, defeating youkai and watching Sango and Kagome-sama bathe.

Sango: What was that Houshi-sama? * Hiraikotsu is getting dangerously close to his head*

Miroku: Ano….I ment to say I enjoy women, sake, defeating sake and….ano…..*the boomerang gets closer…* traveling with my companions that would never hit me with a boomerang?

Sango: ^^ Now that’s a much better answer!


Miroku and Sango

Dear Sango,

Hello. I like your battle outfit, by the way. Where did you get it?Anyway, doesn't being aroung Inuyasha annoy you? Do you have a crush on Miroku?You sure act like you do. What is the meaning of life?


Megan

Dear Megan,

*bows* Arigatou I got it from the villagers that made our Taijia outfits. Inuyasha doesn’t annoy me unless he makes Kagome mad and she leaves…but that makes me more mad than annoyed. A crush…on Houshi-sama…*blushes* I do think he has… nice qualities…if he wasn’t such a pervert.. Ano…I don’t really know what the meaning of life is… gomen.


Sango

Dear Shippou and Kirara,

Shippou: How do you manage to annoy me almost as much as Inuyasha does? Why is your head so big? If both your parents were such beutiful foxes, how did you end up the way you are. What is the meaning of life? Kirara: You're so cool! I want a pet like you So, which of the rest of the group do like the most? The least? What is the meaning of life?


Megan

Dear Megan,

Shippou: My head isn’t big…..your mean! *starts to cry and runs to Kagome*

Kirara: Mew? *goes and curls up on Sango’s lap* Mew!


Shippou and Kirara

Dear Sango,

Susuu: Stupid link!! Work or face my wrath!!Your wrath wouldn't scare a Catholic schoolgirl.

Susuu: Fine, be that way. *Pokes computer screen angrily* Work or face Dewey-dono's wrath!!*Rolls eyes* Just ask for another link, baka.

Susuu: ...Kay!! *Goes to send this letter* (Susuu: Whoa... flashback sequence...)


Dew Shan of Egypt and Susuu

Dear, Dew Shan of Egypt and Susuu,

*bows* gomen ne I think Micheru fixed the link so it will work now. If it still doesn’t try this one: http://www.anzwers.org/free/msfics/episode132.htm *bows again*


Sango

Dear Miroku,

Why are you such a freakin lech? What the hell does Dew Shan see in you? Why do I have to keep admitting to myself how cute you are? Why ARE you so cute? Will you marry Dew Shan? And, what is the meaning of life?


Megan

Dear Megan,

I am not a lecher I just do what is needed to keep my family line going so that if I do not defeat Naraku in time my family line will continue. *sighs* I guess what most girls see in me is my charming personality and obvious good looks

Sango: Houshi-sama sure doesn’t have a self esteem problem…now does he..?

…There is only one woman in my heart that I would wish to marry and currently I can not worry about such things, my main goal is to destroy Naraku. The meaning of life…ano…for me the meaning of life is to defeat Naraku and have many children (at least 10 or 20) with the girl I marry!
Miroku

Dear Miroku,

you know your sexy dont you


marie

Dear marie,
*grins* Hai, arigatou *bows* Will you bear my….*notices Hiraikotsu nearing his head*…I mean…I’m glad I have fangirls?


Miroku

Dear Inu Gumi,

how hard of a time do you guys have keeping up with eachothers emotions, outbursts and *clears throught* attempts at realationships. i dontknow how you deal with it all


marie

Dear marie,

Miroku: Well Kagome-sama handles Inu Yasha’s “emotions outbursts” and other things that cause trouble for us with her “osuwari” command. As for the “attempts at relationships” It’s hard for Kagome-sama’s and Inu Yasha’s to work out well with his bad temper and attitude plus Kouga’s random appearances. Now, Sango and I have a perfect relationship built on strong trust and respect for eachother.

Sango: We do not..*she blushes and sighs* Houshi-sama and I would have a better relationship if he would STOP groping me and asking random village girls to bear his child. As for emotions… between Kagome and I we talk about our problems during bathtime… *Miroku interrupts her*

Miroku: And I take note of anything useful, if I’m close enough to hear it. *notices Sango and Kagome giving him death glares* Anou….maybe I should just go over here….*sneaks away*


Inu Gumi

Dear Sango,

Hi Sango!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just want to tell you that i think that you are really cool and that you are very pretty!! I was wondering if you would be able to kill a demon for me that is living in my closet? He has been bothering me for some time now and i have no idea what to do. So i would really love it if you could get rid of it for me.


Magleedalia

Dear Magleedalia,
, *blushes* Arigatou.. I’ll take care of the youkai for you. *throws hiraikotsu at the closet and kills the youkai* If you ever have a problem again feel free to ask. *smiles* Its nice to have a fan.


Sango

Dear Miroku,

Hello Miroku! How are you doing this fine well..^^() rainy spring day? I was just wondering if you would like to join me Sango and a bucnh of other people in a game of truth or dare?


Magleedalia

Dear Magleedalia, Ah…the title of the game sounds…interesting..Hai *smiles* as long as Sango is there.


Miroku

Dear Miroku,

*Beep*...This is a test of the emergency broadcast system... if you are reading this message, Dew Shan of Egypt is busy telling all of her friends, aquaintances, and complete strangers that Houshi-sama groped her... she is in shock... but didn't dislike the expiriance... a very complicated emotion that only she could pull off... Susuu is laughing too hard to write to Houshi-sama... perhaps later, Dew Shan of Egypt will come up with a witty reply to Houshi-sama's action... but in the meantime...This has been a test of the emergency broadcast system..


Dew Shan of Egypt's Computer Program

Dear Dew Shan of Egypt’s Computer Program,

*smirks* Ah…I love having fan girls! Now if only Sango would be a fan girl of mine…then I would get to do all of the groping I want…with out that boomerang hitting me, or a smack across the face. I do believe I like it here.


Miroku

Dear Miroku,

I implore you to answer my query, O Most Marvelous of Monks: if Sango started to cast flirtatious glances towards other, less attractive men, what would your reaction be? Jealousy? Anger? Urge to fill the void with food? Please, O Unbearably Hunky Houshi, reply as fast as you deem fit.


Wishing She was In Houshi’s Arms Rather Than In Front Of A computer

DearWishing She was In Houshi’s Arms Rather Than In Front Of A computer,

Jealousy yes, Anger yes….but I would be happy to know that she was happy. That is more important than her being with me, especially if being with me would make her un-happy.


Miroku

Dear Miroku,

Why is it that you hit on other girls when you can just try on Sango every time?!! She’s your main target isn’t she?!! Ask her to marry you and get it over with!!!!!!


Ayame

Dear Ayame,

Sango is harder to win over than most women. If I only hit on her then, I wouldn’t ever get anywhere and I would not live up to my reputation. Why don’t I just ask her? Well, for one she has many other things that plague her thought other than what to do about this Houshi. She should not have to trouble herself about what will happen to me. Secondly, she’s very much in denial of her feelings for me.


Miroku

Dear Miroku,

How old are you? I always wanted to know that.


Lil_shippous_girl

Dear lil_shippous_girl,

Rumiko Takahashi at least from what we can find, hasn’t given an age for anyone except Kagome. Micheru and I think that he’s in his late teens- early twenties. But that’s just our guess, he seems to know a lot if he’s any younger than that. ^^()


C-chan

Dear Miroku,

*runs and hugs* I don’t care HOW perverted you are, you’re still a loveable hunk of monk! *kisses on the cheek* You’re just so…so…YOU!


Baka Kitsune

Dear Baka Kitsune,

*grins* Arigatou for the compliment. I’m so glad I’m appreciated. *goes to kiss her back and notices Sango giving him a death glare*

Sango: What are you doing Houshi-sama?

Eh…heh…*sweat drops and sighs* Why can’t I have fun with my fan girls….?


Miroku and Sango who is aiming Hiraikotsu
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Dear Inuyasha,

*smirks* Heh, Kurama a copycat? Considering he and I both have been alive longer than you I'd be careful who calls whom a copycat. Bessdes his Rose whip could and demon plants could tear you apart before you could draw that blade of yours, and that's using just his human form without resorting to his full Yoko form.

And against me, hehe I could easily kill that fool Naraku, granted to make sure I kill him completely I'd have to use my Black Dragon technique, but that's only because the coward like the Elder Toguro can live with half his body destroyed.

Hiei

Dear Hiei,

Eh?! So you think that you can do better then us?! Why I aughta--

Kagome: OSUWARI!

*urks and thuds to the ground* GAAAH WENCH!!

Kagome: Gomen ne…Inuyasha’s been a bit on the grumpy side. Please ignore his rants…we all do…

HEY!!!

Inuyasha and Kagome

Dear Inuyasha,

Oi...Inu-Yasha-san please ignore that grumpy youkai Hiei, he's just ticked about his sister agreeing to go out on a date with Kuwabara-kun and he fel the need to blow off some steam without killing someone.

Um I better go before he finds out I blabbed about Yukina being his sister in public before he kills me.

Botan

Dear Botan,

*growls at Hiei* Feh…all talk. Don’t apologise for him! And Keh, if he comes after you, I’ll protect ya…

Inuyasha

Dear Inuyasha,

*clears throat* I would like to apologize for Hiei's rather rude comments. Although I didn't mind his defending me the truth is I have no reason to even want to bring harm to your person. If anything I can understand some of your plight. Having spent over 10 years ina human body I have grown human emotions in contrast to my original youkai instincts, so I understand your emotional sufferings.

I hope your quest to get all the jewel shards and defeat Naraku goes well.

Kurama

Dear Kurama,

*blink* Ah…*voice goes gruff* Keh…I don’t have human emotions…and as soon as I get the Shikon no Tama, I’ll become full youkai and I’ll get rid of cursed hanyou blood…

Keh…our journey’ll go just fine…as long as Kagome stays on THIS side of the well…stupid bi--

Kagome: *from far off* OSUWARI!!!!

*thuds*

Inuyasha

Dear Sesshomaru,

*LARGER grin* Hey, can you beat someone up for me? Please? Or at least teach me how to be evil. . .There are lots of rude people at my high school and I'd like to scare someone. Oh, and how do you take over the world?

Rei-chan

Rei-chan,

…I do not do menial work for humans that they can do for themselves. Who is troubling you? Perhaps you could talk my brother and his band of idiots into fighting them…unless it is Naraku…then I will fight for you…although merely rude people hardly seems worth the effort…I would just ignore them…

I am not concerned with taking over the World yet…and if I knew…I certainly wouldn’t tell anyone else…

Sesshomaru

Dear Sesshomaru,

umm.. to demon arms grow back??? cuase you don't seem to really be missing your arm, whihc I think any sane person (demon or not) would be... but you seem to shrug it off as it were an old coat. if it doesn't grow back maybe you should borrow one of the terminators arms he's not using it anytime soon...

airhead

airhead,

Terminator…? I am not familiar with that…word. Is that...short for demon exterminators? If so, why would This Sesshomaru want an arm from them?

Sesshomaru

Dear Sesshomaru,

Yes, you MUST use the suffix. Bwahahahaha.

1.) If I were to glomp you, how badly would you hurt me?

2.)Can I play with Rin? Can I introduce my little brother to her? *My little brother runs by ripping the head off an action figure and screaming about blowing up rocks* Erm... never mind.

3.)What annoys you MOST about fangirls?

4.)If you don't eat "human food"... then what DO you eat?

5.)What is that fluffy thing you always have on your shoulder?

6.)Do you like cheese?

7.)If humans are so weak, then how come youkai appear to have (almost) completely vanished by Kagome's time?

8.)Have you ever considered cuttung your hair (if you ever do... I will kill you. Do not reply saying I would not be able to; cut your hair and DIE)? Does it ever get in the way?

9.)Do you think you could figure out how to use a toaster?

10.)How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck coul;d chuck would?

11.)If cowardly men are mice, then what is a cowardly mouse youkai? A man? o_O;;

And finally, do I ask to many questions?

Typo-chan

Typo-chan,

1 - A “glomp” doesn’t sound appealing…so it’s something that This Sesshomaru doesn’t wish to be apart of…

2 - *blinks a little* Your brother reminds me much of Inuyasha when he was a pup…I don’t think Rin would want to play with him…

3 - Their constant need to call me *distastefully* ‘Fluffy’…

4 – I eat rice. I also have grown more accustomed to Rin’s food…fish and spices. What I meant…is that Humans garnish their foods with spices and curing salts…I prefer that actual taste of the food instead of those strong flavors…

5 - …that is why I do not tell anyone. Because that is where that cursed “fluffy” nickname started…

6 – I’ve had cheese that I…took from a caravan from the East for Rin…it’s not bad.

7 – Kagome’s time? You mean my brother’s wench is from…another time?

8 – I would never cut my hair…and no, it doesn’t get in the way.

9 – More words I do not understand…do not play me for the fool little girl…

10 – Woodchuck’s can’t chuck wood…demon’s…maybe. But they’re a stupid breed…

11 – Mouse youkai are all cowardly…but I think they would take offense at you calling them…human.

And finally…yes…yes you do.

Sesshomaru

Dear Inu Gumi,

How do you feel about fanfiction?

If you do not know what fanfiction is... *points to fanfiction.net* Have fun! *evil grin*

Typo-chan

Dear Typo-chan,

Kagome: *blushes brightly* Ano…I don’t think that’s something we need to--

Miroku: *reads fanfiction* Ah…Sango! Look! We are wed!

Sango: *sweatdrops and blushes* NANI?!

Inuyasha: *hmphs and sits by Kagome* Baaaka’s…we need to finish answering letters…

Kouga: Ah, Kagome..a story where you leave Inukkuro and become my mate…you see…others think that we should be together…

Kagome: *blushes brightly*

Inuyasha: Oi! WOLF! C’mere!!

*Inuyasha and Kouga begin to argue*

Kagome: *looks to Typo-chan* *deadpan*…arigatou…Typo-chan.

The Inu Gumi

Dear Sesshomaru,

hi-ya fluffy!!! can you turn into the giant puppy thing again... please please please.....

*get wacked on head by best freind and drag away befor she gets killed by the fluff-buster.*

hee hee see you all powerful fluffy *dashes away before venome claws get her.*

silly girl

silly girl,

I only turn into my true form when I feel the need to…and it’s not a ‘puppy’…*watches as she’s dragged off*…humans… *shakes head*

Sesshomaru

Dear Inuyasha,

maybe you should get a magic necklace that would slam Kagome into the ground. hee hee that would make her be carefull when she yells sit at you and runs away.

ME

Dear ME,

Keh! I’d like a necklace that made the wench stay here!...but not slammin’ her into the ground…that’d hurt too much for a normal human…

Inuyasha

Dear Kagome,

what compelled you to pull an arrow out of a "what would appear to be dead" part deamon stuck to a tree? was it the ears or somethings or you figured he didn't need to arrow anytime soon.

curious

Dear curious,

I pulled the arrow out because Inuyasha asked me to…he wasn’t ‘dead’ the whole time, only at the beginning before he woke up and decided to curse at me….but…the ears were the first thing I noticed…*blush*

Kagome

Dear Sesshomaru,

Thank you Sesshomaru-sama! Umm lets play hide and seek. What you do is that you close your eyes and count to 20 and while you are counting I hide. Once you are done counting to 20 you have to come find me! *Runs off to hide*

Rin

Rin,

Hide and Seek? Oh…the game that is much like hunting then. Very well…

1…2…3…

*time passes*

19…20…

*goes to look for Rin*

Sesshomaru

Dear Inu Gumi,

Hey what would you guys say is your favorite movie is as a group?

Vega-chan

Dear Vega-chan,

Inuyasha: Favorite mo-vee? Kagome? What’s a mo-vee?

Kagome: It’s the moving picture box that you always play games on with Souta. Remember the movie he made you watch with Jackie Chan…

Inuyasha: The one about a Dragon? That was a good movie! Funny too!!

Kagome: *sweatdrops* He’s talking about Rush Hour 2…as far as Sango, Shippou and Miroku go..well…in all honesty, I just don’t have the strength to carry a generator, TV and VCR or DVD player through the well and on mama’s salary there no way I can afford a portable one… But I like romantic movies…one of my favorite’s is First Knight, with Richard Gere and Sean Connery…

Inuyasha: Who?!

Kagome: *sigh* No one Inuyasha…

Miroku: *whispers to Sango* Notice how jealous he’s gotten…

Sango: *solemn face* *nodnod*

Inuyasha: *turns on them* Oi! Jealous?!

Miroku and Sango: *sweatdrops and run*

Inuyasha: *chases*

Kagome: Ahhh…Arigato for writing!!

Inu-Gumi

Dear Kagome,

Okay, but we HAVE written to Kagome, correct?

Susuu: Oh, definately. How could we not?

*Silence...*

We didn't, did we?

Susuu: Nope.

HOW could we not write to the heroine?!

Susuu: ...Er... magic?

*Blink* Have you been in the sake again, Susuu?

Susuu: Yes, but that's not the point! Hurry up and ask Kagome a question!

Right! So, Kagome... *thinking madly for a question* Hmmm... OH! Do you ever worry that your bringing things from the future into the past may affect the continuoum of space-time?

Susuu: ...WHO'S been in the sake??

I am not drunk! I am the responsible one! I seriously wish to know!

Susuu: You dork.

*Bops Susuu*

Dew Shan of Egypt and Susuu

Dear Dew Shan of Egypt and Susuu

Ahhh…I haven’t thought of that, but no. I am very careful with what I bring into the past and all the trash and leftovers come back with me. Although I wouldn’t be surprised that with the way Inuyasha is…we’ll find something in the ground on the shrine while we’re digging the garden…*grins*

Kagome

Dear Sango,

*Blink* We haven't written to you yet!

Susuu: *Gasp* You're right! We are horrible people! *Bows head in shame*

Horrible!!

*Bows head in shame*

*Moment of silence...*

Susuu: ...Are we done yet...?

I think so. *Straightens posture* Anyway, we were wondering—

Susuu: --SHE was wondering...

*Bops Susuu* Hush, Susuu. Before I was so rudely interrupted, I was asking you why, exactly, you continually turn down Miroku. Okay, sure, he is a bit foreword, but isn't it better than deciphering complex signals? And... well, he's... how to phase it, though, Susuu?

Susuu: In your case? "Drop-dead sexy".

Yes! Exactly! "Drop-dead sexy"! So why, Sango?

Dew Shan of Egypt and Susuu

Dear Dew Shan of Egypt and Susuu

*blushes * Ano….Houshi-sama really doesn’t ask me anything I could turn him down on…until….*blushes even more…* I don’t know if you’ve seen this far in our *blushes a brighter red and hides her face and waits a moment…* but ano….it might spoil the series so if you want to know look at this site…

http://www.inuyashaworld.com/episodes_show.cfm?ep_id=132

*starts blushing again* But I don’t turn him down……. Hai….Houshi-sama is attractive….but he needs to learn how to be less lecherous and keep his hands to himself.

Sango

Dear Sesshomaru,

Oi, sissy-man! What, exactly, is that boa-thingy on your shoulder? At first I thought it was your tail, but tails are traditionally attatched to your a$$ and not your shoulder. So... what the hell is it?

Too Smart to Leave His Real Name

Too Smart,

A boa? As in a snake? It’s not a snake. This Sesshomaru would never sink that low as to wear a snake… No it is not a boa…and if you wish to ask this Sesshomaru any more questions, be a man (or as ‘manly’ as a human can be) and ask this Sesshomaru to his face…no hiding behind masks….but I do take pleasure in the fact that I frighten you…yes, that’s quite enjoyable.

Sesshomaru

Dear Miroku,

Well Monk for the sake of many I hope the hanyou gets a brain and realizes that the jewel will do to him as it has done the youkai and human fools who have tried to use it's power for their own glory.

Hiei

Dear Hiei,

I believe that he will.

Miroku

Dear Shippou and Kirara,

Ohayo Shippo-chan! I must ask this, how do you view all of your friends in relation to you? Don't stop being cute and dont let Inu-Yasha push you around!

Botan

Dear Botan,

Kagome is my mama! She brings me fun ninja food from her time! And lots of fun ninja toys! Inu Yasha no baaaaka * sees Inu Yasha glaring and hides behind Kagome* It’s fun to follow Miroku around and watch all of the girls hurt him! It’s more fun than playing tricks on people. Sango is like my big sister. And Kirara is fun to play with.

Shippou

Dear Miroku,

*grins* I don't mind waiting! I'll even help you if you want me too! *holds up arm and flexes musceles* See see?! I bet I can even take on inuyasha. . .Nuriko-sama was a part of my inspiration. . .You know, I have a plushie of ya that I bought from an anime store. It doesn't have a wind tunnel though-_- I kissed it before I bought it so my friend didn't want to buy it after all. . .

Rei-chan

Dear Rei-chan,

Gomen…the only woman I could ever see myself married to is Sango. * gives her a hug* We can be friends if you would like.* smiles * A plushie of me? I’m sure your giving it a good home. ^^ C-chan has one too, and she won’t let me borrow it now that I have a Sango plushie *shows her the plushie * …*sighs* I don’t understand why….

Miroku

Dear Shippou and Kirara,

personally if i have to choose out of all the demons/half demons running around the series I rather have you on my team shippou... why... 1. your come in a compack size and would be easy to cart around ( particulaly during inconviant time when your unconscience) 2. you don't turn into a human at bad times 3. illusions/ turning into object really rocks, and comes in handy 4. your not really mean to people who ane't mean to you frist (or at least as far as I've seen) and 5. you have a cute tail...

ME

Dear ME,

Arigatou! I’m glad you see what a great youkai I am! Inu Yasha should read this!!

Shippou

Dear Sango,

what tree did you carve you boomerang of doom out of? caust it must have been a red wood or something...

curious

Dear curious,

Hiraikotsu was made from Youkai bone. I didn’t make it my Father gave it to me….when I started training as a demon exterminator...

Sango

Dear Inuyasha,

Yes, yes, I should be doing my essay, but it IS about feudal Japan!

Susuu: Check out the loophole!

Indeed. Also, it's not all THAT important... really...

Susuu: Only half your homework grade in history.

Mock me at your peril, Susuu.

Susuu: Shutting up.

Right, then. A few questions:

1) Where did you get the Tetsusaiga's sheath? You beat Sesshomaru (Which was quite amusing... I only wish you messed up his hair... people would pay to see his reaction to that...) and learned how to weild it, and the next episode, a sheath miraculously appears that is vital to your fight with the Thunder Brothers. A plot-hole, or did I miss something? (Susuu: More than likely--please don't hit me, Dewey-dono!)

2) Have you tried asking nicely for Kagome to take your cursed necklace off? It's worth a shot, after all. (Susuu: Hit her with your puppy dog eyes!! HAHA!! // Oh, please... // Susuu: ^_^ 'Cause he's a dog-demon, get it?? // -_-;; I getit, Susuu...)

3) Is your Fire Rat kimono more than just magically strong armor? Because you can stick your entire arm into a demon and soak the sleeve with blood, and the next day-- presto! No bloodsatins! How is that possible? The last time I checked, feudal Japan didn't have dry cleaners... however, my history grade isn't all that impressive... Susuu, go call a smart person.

Susuu: Righto! *Tries to call Typo-chan*

Dew Shan of Egypt and Susuu

Dear Dew Shan of Egypt and Susuu,

Oi, no, you didn’t miss anything. Tesseiga was in the Black Pearl along with the sheath, leave it to Myouga-jiji to forget to tell us about it until we were almost out of the Pearl…I’m guessin’ that Totousai forged it with the sword. It does have special powers of it’s own.

Kagome wouldn’t take the necklace off anyways if I asked nicely. Ya see, I hate the damn thing…more then anythin’. But Kagome knows that it’s the only way to pull me outta my full demon state. I don’t wanna hurt her…so…I’d prefer she keep it on…but the wench doesn’t have to use it all the time!!! *glares at Kagome*

Ah..the kimono thing again…yeh, it’s magical but the blood that soaks it always comes out when I rinse it in the stream or I just let the blood fade into it. Most of the time ya can’t tell…but I mostly just rinse it out. It get’s stiff from the blood if ya don’t…

Inuyasha

Dear Shippou and Kirara,

Kirara, do you like water?

GURL

Dear GURL,

Mew? *goes over to Sango..*

Sango: Kirara isn’t afraid of water, and she swims quite well. See…*points to Kirara who now is playing in a pond*

Kirara and Sango

Dear Miroku,

^_^...

Susuu: ...You're enjoying that hug WAY too much.

Oh, shut up.

Dew Shan of Egypt and Susuu

Dear Dear Dew Shan of Egypt and Susuu,

* grins * Kagome was indeed right when she said that I would like being able to talk to fangirls. It’s so nice to not be hit. *gropes her…*

Miroku
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Dear Sesshomaru,

Hai Sesshomaru-sama! But what if we can not find Jaken?....Would you play with me Sesshomaru-sama?
Rin


Rin,

This Sesshomaru does not ‘play’ Rin, but I will amuse you to pass the time until we find Jaken. What is it you would like to play, Rin?
Sesshomaru


Dear Inuyasha,

Yay *plays with your ears* by the way i think your cute *kisses you on the cheek and runs off*
Baka Busu


Dear Baka Busu,

*blinks as she runs off* Feh! I’m not cute! I’m a half demon who should be feared! *rubs his cheek with his arm* …baaaka… now I’ll have to take a bath.
Inuyasha


Dear Miroku,

Why were you so shocked when a woman agreed to bear your child? I mean, being asattractive as you are, it shouldn't have come as such a surprise...

Susuu: O.O You seriously WOULD have given him a son, wouldn't you, Dewey-chan??

YES!!! OF COURSE I WOULD HAVE!!! Damn you, finishing school...!!!

Susuu: -_- Too refined to say that sooner?

Of course. Who do you think I am, some common prostitute?

Susuu: Yes.

*Bops Susuu a few times with a clay pot*

Susuu: WHAT?! Wha'd I say?! It yould explain your taste in men!!

*Stops bopping Susuu* ...Says the person who is infatuated with Kouga...

Susuu: *Dreamy look in eyes*

Oh, Kami, not this again...

P.S: Do not give up on Sango! Here, take these: *hand him a copy of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" and a boquet of red, longstem-roses*. I highly reccomend the book. And please do not occompany these roses with asking her to bear your child. Perhaps an invitation to dinner? She seems to have a very sophisticated and slow (slooooooow...) taste in relationships. Take your time and you shall be rewarded. *Sigh* If not me, then someone I can see you happy with...

Susuu: -_- You're so self-sacrificing...

Aren't I just? *Long-suffering sigh*
Dew Shan of Egypt and Susuu


Dear Dew Shan of Egypt and Susuu,

Well it’s shocking because it hasn’t really happened before I’m much more used to being slapped for asking my question or being hurt in some other manner….. Arigato for the book, the flowers, and the advice. I won’t give up on Sango she is much too important to me. * gives her a hug * Arigato for understanding.
Miroku


Dear Inuyasha,

Ah, I appreicate your answering my questions, now I ask you another set.

From what I gather it wasn't 'your' fault that Naraku entrapped you both in his web of deceit. Also despite what Naraku said about Kikyo's feelings for you being why her defenses went down, I have some doubts.

One, this is your main enemy, why should any of his words be taken seriously when his passion for mind-games is well known?

Secondly, I can sympathize with Kikyo about the 'rude' reawakening from death, before I was resurrected properly, and being used as someone's puppet. However I did not allow myself to become embittered, by the experience and thus still see Kikyo's behavior a flaw of her own making, not by tragic circumstance.

It is your life how you may live it or end it Inu-Yasha, but I still see nothing but grief for you AND your friends if you pursue Kikyo. She has shown a willingness to kill Kagome if she got in the way....is Kikyo worth that risk?

Also taking you with her to Hell will just further damn her soul and your own, giving into her dark desire will bring eternal suffering to you both.
Optimus Prime


Dear Optimus Prime,

*sigh* I know Kikyo’s heart was good at one time… Naraku just manipulated all of us into doing his bidding. Maybe it wasn’t even Naraku, but Onigumo…

I can’t explain why Kikyo was bitter after her re-awakening. I was at first but Kikyo…she’s letting her rage consume her. But maybe if she wouldn’t have gotten involved with a Half Demon like me, then just maybe all this never would have happened…

As far as Kikyo and Kagome are concerned, yes, my life is Kikyo’s…but if she decides to go after Kagome, I will protect her. My life is Kikyo’s but I promised I would always protect Kagome.

In the end, *sits on his Goshinboku branch and tucks his hands into his sleeves* being half demon, eternal suffering is something I know I’m going to have to endure…I owe it to Kikyo to suffer just as much as she does… maybe even more…
Inuyasha


Dear Miroku,

I'm sorry that that book of pick up lines didn't work. Maybe you sould try something else like not gropping her as much.
Aden


Dear Aden,

Not grope her as much…..hmmm…that is a good idea! So I shall try my best to only grope her about…three or four times a day! Arigatou for the wonderful idea!
Miroku


Dear Inuyasha,

...Your utterly pathectic Inu-Yasha! Wanting to die and rot in hell with that dark-miko wench! Argh and I thought the two humans I work with were idiots, but even they aren't this suicidal...
Hiei


Dear Hiei,

Oi! I’m utterly pathetic! Lookit you! The size of a small child AND working alongside a fruitcake who uses a rose whip! Feh, Baka kitsune can’t even get his own look…has to look like me…
Inuyasha


Dear Sesshomaru,

Sesshomaru, from one Demon to another I think you should do your Brother and his band of fools a favor. Kill him if he's still chasing the dead miko or wants to use the damn Shikon jewel to become a full demon, either way it's two headaches the world could go without.
Hiei


Hiei,

Oh, there is no doubt that I will kill my half-breed brother and the band of idiots that travel with him…however, his going to hell would be no concern of mine. I would be rid of him and the Tesseiga would be mine. As for the Shikon no Tama…well, he’ll never get the chance to use it…will he?
Sesshomaru


Dear Inuyasha,

Greetings, Inuyasha. I am typing you this letter since my mother believes (wrongly) that I am hard at work on an essay. And because you are exceedingly "Rockin'" (in the words of Susuu). Susuu herself is tied up in a corner since she is a Kouga-fan, and we can't have that, can we?

Susuu: MMMMF!!! *Is gagged*

Hush, Susuu. As I was saying: If it bothers you so much when people rub your ears, why not wear ear protectors (not my suggestion; in a rare moment of sub-sanity, Susuu commented on your problem and came up with this solution)?

Second: Why red? Not that it doesn't look quite studly on you, but... why red?

Third: What in Kami's name was Yura talking about when she commented on "split ends" in your hair?... I think that was the dubbed version of episode four...possibly... forgive my lack of organization.

Fourth: Have you ever cut your tongue on your fangs? As I phrased it to Tasuki, a fanged bandit, "They seems like an orthodontists' nightmare."

Fifth and Final: Why do you always tease Shippou (other than the given)? If he wasn't so kawaii, he might be quite cool, what with the illusions and all. He pinned your hands under one of his statues when you first met him (What episode was that, Susuu? // MMMMMFFF!! // Oh, right...). And he DID fight Manten. His cute appearance is his cross-to-bear, and you tease him relentlessly. Susuu would probably comment on how Shippou can be "frickin' annoying," but she's all tied up at the moment... that's what you get for fraternizing with the enemy Susuu... shame.

Arigato, Inuyasha.
Dew Shan of Egypt and "Mmmfuu"


Dear Dew Shan of Egypt and "Mmmfuu",

An essay? Oi, if you’re anythin’ like Kagome that’s somethin’ that you should be working on…she’s always whinin’ that she never has time for her sch-ool thing…

*twitches ears* As far as these ear protectors go, Kagome brought a pair back once…*grumbles* …baka ninja toys…I couldn’t hear a damn thing! Everythin’ was muffled and I hated it…I’d rather listen to Shippou’s whinin’ then wear those again…

Red? Oh my Fire rat kimono…didn’t really have any other choice.

Kagome explained split-ends to me, it has something to do with’er prissy looks. If I remember correctly…the wench Yura complained that I didn’t care for my hair right! Who cares! I got more to worry about then my hair…feh…women.

Naw, my fangs don’t give me problems unless Kagome slams me into the ground while I’m talkin’…then I always seem to bite my tongue…but it heals fast, so I don’t worry that much about it.

I always tease Shippou cause the little brats’ annoyin’ as hell! But more or less, the kid’s pack…er…like family to all of us and we all just kinda fell into it. Kagome’s the pups’ mom…and me, I’m the much cooler, handsome older brother who gets to beat up on him…but the brat proved himself when he protected the group in the temple when they were all poisoned…earned my respect then…

Thanks fer writin’!
Inuyasha


Dear Sesshomaru,

Susuu: "...I should refer this letter to my half-breed brother and the band he travels with..." HEH! Way to twist her words around to bite her in the ass, Fluffy-sama!!! *Raises her hand to high-five Sesshomaru*

*Blink* Do you actually expect him to "high-five" you?

Susuu: Right, right!! *lowers hand*

Anyway... another question: if your out slaying the innocent all day, how do you keep your hair so silky (this question inspired by episode... seven I believe, when you are about to kill Kagome with your poison claw after she drew Tetsusaiga, and you flip your hair. Quite pofessionally. You could be the ancestor of Cher. Interesting...)?

Susuu: Shiny, too. Conditioner, then? Or... a personal stylist?

Quite possibly. He has the attitude for it, don't you think?
Dew Shan of Egypt and Susuu


Dew Shan of Egypt and Susuu,

*blinks at the girls antics* Unlike other demons (or half demons), I descended from a great demon lord and lady…I inherited my looks, bone structure, features, from my mother and father…also, unlike my half breed brother, I take care of my self and bathe….frequently.
Sesshomaru


Dear Miroku,

Monk for the sake of your life and those of your friends here's some friendly advise from a Demon/Youkai who's been around. If Inu-Yasha still wants to use the jewel to become a full-demon, best you either talk him out of it or suck him into your wind tunnel....the fool doesn't get that the jewel is bad news. As tainted as the jewel is, such a selfish wish will condemn the hanyou to become a beast akin to the demon of demons that became the jewel with the miko who felled the thing. Once the jewel is fully put together it retains it's full abilites, and that means it'll take Inu-Yasha's soul and replace his with an evil one when he's turned to a full demon...hence why I didn't go after the damn thing. It's too risky.
Hiei


Dear Hiei,

In all honesty I have told him that the using the jewel may bring bad consequences for his bad request from it. And of course he is stubborn and did not take what I said seriously. I do believe that he is seeing himself now as a stronger hanyou than he though he was before. If this progress continues and we defeat Naraku he will understand that he has no use of the jewel to make him stronger, and a full youkai. I think he just feels that he needs to be stronger, and he is looking to the shikon no tama as an easy method of escape, no matter what happens after. Now, If I am wrong and we do collect the shards and he does become a full demon then…Kagome, Sango and I would have to find a way to stop him from going out of control and taking innocent lives. Kagome has stopped him before, and I’m sure she will be the one that reaches him in our future travels.
Miroku


Dear Sango,

can you make homework go away?
hate midterms


Dear hate midterms,

Ano…..is this homework…house work? If it’s like house work then the only way you can get rid of it is by doing it. But I’m not too fond of doing house work I would much rather be …exterminating youkai so you will have to do it yourself, gomen.
Sango

Dear Miroku,

can you fly???? cuase my friend has a mineture of you and I sort-of borrowed it and then sort-of gave him the senic view of the lunch room, then she said Miroku doesn't fly, and thus ended up with your mineture... so can you fly??
can you fly


Dear can you fly,

* sweatdrops* The only time I can fly is when I am flying on Kirara. I’m sure that the miniature me would have been very happy with the scenic tour you showed him if there were many pretty girls around. Now about these….miniature things…would you happen to know where I could get one that resembles Sango? It would be very…nice..to have.

Sango: Houshi-sama……what are you doing?

Miroku: Ara….Just responding to letters! Nothing perverted…. *gets hit anyway* …..*pouts* I didn’t even do anything… I didn’t even ask if this person would bear my child…
Miroku and Sango

Dear Inuyasha,

Just between you and me, what do you REALLY think about Shippou?
Sammi-beta


Dear Sammi-beta,

Eh? *looks at the kitsune* Little brat’s annoying as Hell… but he’s pack. He’s okay for a whining pest though…
Inuyasha

Dear Shippou and Kirara,

two questions derected at both.. Kirara what does sango feed you? Miricule grow??? maybe you should eat some of that stuff Shippou it might make you larger...
.<.<’

Dear .<.<’ ,

Kirara: Mew! *tilts head then carries over fish and drops it*

Shippou: Miracle Grow? Kagome!! I want some!!!

Kagome: *sweatdrops* No you don’t Shippou….
Shippou and Kirara

Dear Kouga,

why don't u just give up? its obvious kagome doesn't like u like that!
kag and inu fan11


Dear kag and inu fan11,

Well Inukkuro loves that dead girl and I laid claims on Kagome! She’s my Woman! I bet you’re really Inukkuro!

Inuyasha: Oi!! Teme!! Stop annoying MY fans! *smirks* And Kagome is NOT your woman!! *turns and growls as Kouga clasps Kagome’s hands in his*

Kagome: *forced smile* Hi Kouga-kun…
Kouga, Kagome, and Inuyasha

Dear Miroku,

*hands him a Sango plushie and a book of pick up lines* have fun houshi-sama!!!!!
Aden


Dear Aden,

Arigato! * hides the Sango plushie and walks over to Sango* Sango…

Sango:…..What do you want Houshi-sama this better not be perverted

Miroku: The word of the day is legs lets spread the wor…*gets smacked*

Sango: HENTAI!

Miroku: I guess…it doesn’t work…..

Sango: WHAT doesn’t work!

Miroku: The book, Aden was talking about these things called “pick up lines” that are supposed to make you want to bear my child.

Sango: *takes the book and goes to burn it*

Miroku: *sits on the ground and takes out the Sango plushie* At least your not against me…*looks up the plushie’s kimono…* Sango what its this white undergarment….*gets hit again*
Miroku, Sango, and a Cameo by Hiraikotsu

Dear Sesshomaru,

Hello Sesshomaru-sama *smiles* how are you doing today? Do you know where Jaken is? I want to go make fun of him.
Rin

Dear Rin,

*looks to the girl* Good evening Rin…Jaken is still hiding from the last time you said that you wanted to play a game...I’ll help you find him. He should be attending to you… *walks toward the path to the forest* Rin. Come.
Sesshomaru

Dear Sango,

You are truely the most beautiful women I have ever seen. Forget about that perverted monk and marry me. I'll make sure you have everything you could possibly want, and more. That monk is not worthy of your love.
Kuranoske


Dear Kuranoske,

*blushes* Ara … I must defeat Naraku before I can even think about doing anything else in my life… *blushes even more* Ano….Houshi-sama has some good qualities…and ano I… Ara….*blushes even more* I will have to decline your offer., gomen.
Sango


Dear Sesshomaru,

Out of the following, which is most annoying: a) listening to Jaken sing

b) being called "Fluffy" by every single fangirl on the face of the planet

c) having something repeated over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over or

d) breaking a nail
Typo-chan

Typo-chan, (If I Must call you by that ridiculous suffix),

All of those seem especially annoying…however, as a demon, breaking a claw (not a nail) isn’t that painful, nor is it hard to heal. However, the Fluffy thing…is something I loathe…
Sesshomaru

Dear Miroku,

I'll bear your child* *glomps so hard you turn blue* But we gotta get married first! I'll move to feudal japan, and we'll get hitched! (kisses cheeck* BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!!!
rei-chan


Dear rei-chan,

*blinks and looks confused * You will? Marriage? Ara…I can’t get married. I’m on a quest to remove this curse...I must do that before I take a wife… *sits there still confused by the fact someone actually said yes*
Miroku

Dear Sesshomaru,

*Blink* "Weak humans"? I believe a wise man one said "Beware of stupid people in large groups." I have a feeling "stupid" could cover "weak" as well. And Jaken is weaker than most humans I know. Does it bother you that Jaken is so weak (other than the Staff of Heads).

Susuu: The Staff is a sissy weapon, anyway.

Hush, Susuu.
Dew Shan of Egypt and Susuu


Dew Shan of Egypt and Susuu,

If we’re discussing stupid people in large groups, I should refer this letter to my half-breed brother and the band he travels with…however, Jaken is useful in his own way… he entertains Rin. I can defend myself perfectly.
Sesshomaru

Dear Miroku,

Hey Miroku! How many times do you peep on Kagome and Sango when they bath?
Bumblebee


Dear Bumblebee,

*gets a humble look on his face* Peep? While Sango and Kagome-sama are bathing. I do no such thing!

Sango: You better not be lying Houshi-sama…

Miroku: I am a servant of Buddha, I do not lie about these things……*notices the boomerang coming closer to his head*

Sango: HOUSHI-SAMA!

Miroku: Ah! I didn’t, Sango! I swear!!!
Miroku and Sango

Dear Shippou and Kirara,

This question is particularly to Shippou: DO you feel that your appearance prevents you from being taken seriously? Kiara can transform into a, to coin the phrase, "badass" creature, but you always turn into something at least reasonably kawaii. Does this bother you?

Susuu: Kawaii!!! *Reaches to pinch Shippou's cheeks*

*Restrains Susuu* I apologise for my baka friend.
Dew Shan of Egypt and Susuu

Dear Dew Shan of Egypt and Susuu,

*Shippou scratches his head* I guess it does bother me a little that I’m not taken seriously, but there are a lot of times I have been! Look at when I took on Maten! I think he knew I was serious when I bit’im! I may be small, but my powers can be taken seriously!

Inuyasha: Keh! Powers?! Illusions is more like it, brat!

*Shippou slaps an idol on Inuyasha’s head and it slams him into the ground* HAAAA!!!
Shippou and Inuyasha

Dear Sesshomaru,

Do you like: bats, cats, gnats, hats, mats, rats? Do you like the fried rice they serve in the Chinese Buffet?
CT

CT,

Fried rice? I prefer my rice steamed…and no. Bats are annoying, Cats are worse. Jaken enjoys Gnats on occasion...hats? No. This Sesshomaru would never wear a hat. Mat…I suppose you’re referring to what Jaken sleeps on…and rats disgust me.
Sesshomaru

Dear Miroku,

I believe that I have come to the end of my tether. WHY do so many women believe you are a hentai simply because you NEED someone to carry on your name and mission in case you die before Naraku is defeated? That is NOBLE, not perverted. You come on strong (MANY women can vouch for that), but that is only because the "wooing" aspect of a ralationship is a bit lost if it is life-or-death, don't you agree?

Susuu: Dew Shan is quite infatuated with you. Can you tell?

*Bops Susuu hard on the head* Hush, Susuu, the adults are talking. Now, as I was saying, when you ask ladies to bear your child, it is for only the most righteous reasons, and if certain boomerang-weilding and time-traveling women believe that your nobility is nothing but etchi behavior, then do not be discouraged in your task. And--

Susuu: Why don't YOU bear his child?

*Bops Susuu harder* Stop interupting, Susuu. As I was ABOUT to say, I can't bear your child, unfortunately, since I and from Kagome's time, and long-distance relationships don't normally work out. Continue to ask the local beauties, but make sure that only the crown jewel of them all bears you a son!

Susuu: But he's already asked Sango!

*Blinks* That's true! Hmmm... and Kagome... this puts a strain on things. Ahem... make sure that the first-runner-up crown jewel bears your child. Unless those two lovelies aren't comepletely lost.

Susuu: We must remember Inu Yasha.

Indeed, Susuu, I wouldn't be able to live on if our monk friend ended up maimed for approaching the wrong woman. That would be unfortunate.

Susuu: Indeed.

Best of luck!!
Dew Shan of Egypt and Susuu

Dear Dew Shan of Egypt and Susuu,

Arigato for understanding me! I don’t think I’m a lecher either! I am just doing the thing that is necessary. I think the crown jewel of all of the women I have met is Sango…She is truly a rare beauty to find, she just doesn’t understand my ways yet…but I’m sure one day she will *bows his head in respect* Arigato again.
Miroku

Dear Sesshomaru,

Seshy-sama!! *glomps* You are so adorable! You are almost as cute as miroku though. . .*squeezes really hard* I know your a big fluffy evil cutie but I bet you've got a big soft heart! After all, you did save rin, DOn't deny it! *LARGE GRIN*
rei-chan

rei-chan, (another infuriating suffix)

*pries the girl off of him and drops her gently onto the floor* Rin was a different circumstance…one that I will not discuss with the humans that treated her so unkind. Soft heart? Hardly…this Sesshomaru would kill you in an instant…I just don’t find the need to…yet.
Sesshomaru

Dear Kouga,

Susuu is here because she is infatuated with you. I have attempted to talk her out of submitting some of these questions, but she could not be persuaded. Gomen nassai in advance.

Susuu: OMG!! KOUGA, YOU ROCK!!

That's not a question, Susuu.

Susuu: *not listening* Your so hot and MUCH better than that half-breed Inu Yasha...

Inu Yasha-sama, if you are planning to kill her for that, let me get out of the way, first... arigato...

Susuu:... And I was wondering if you like your "woman" for any reason other than that she can see jewel shards?

Gomen, gomen, gomen...

Susuu: Because that's all she really does, I mean, she's not pretty or anything!

Kagome, gomen for that, she's being a baka... again...

Susuu: *Finally paying attention* YOU'RE the one who loves Miroku!!

*Bops Susuu* Well, I suppose we're quite done here. Arigato for reading this mindless ramble, and gomen nassai to you all.
Susuu and Dew Shan of Egypt

Dear Susuu and Dew Shan of Egypt,

Ahh! Arigato for not being a fan of Inukkuro! There’s too many of those already! Oi, Kagome isn’t just a shard detector! She’s beautiful and courageous…and part of my Pack! Ja!
Kouga

Dear Kagome,

Suggestion for how you can get Inu-Yasha to 'forget' about Kikyo.

Do the 'sit' gig only time him down when he's stunned, shuck the cutesy uniform to reveal some lingerie or even better yet bare skin.

Then get to shaggin' the doggy hanyou and soon enough he'll forget her.

Especially if pups come into the equation.
Tusk


Dear Tusk,

*blushes brightly and stammers* Ah…ahhh…I could never replace Kikyo in Inuyasha’s heart and that…idea is a little lecherous…

Miroku: I like the idea! Bare skin soun—

*Sango hits him with a boomerang*

Shippou: Kagome? What does ‘shaggin’ mean…?

*sweatdrops*
Kagome, Miroku, Sango, and a Cameo by Hiraikotsu

Dear Sango,

How do you carry that boomerang???
Typo-chan

Dear Typo-chan,

I have trained with Hiraikotsu for years so I am used to its weight.
Sango

Dear Inuyasha,

Although I am not human and do not fully understand the basics of bond-pairing, there is one thing that puzzles me most.

Why do you insist on remaining loyal to a dead-woman who seeks your death? In my observation she is not the woman you once knew, if anything Kikyo is a twisted sadistic version of her former self.

Secondly, Kikyo has aided YOUR mutual enemy by giving him a large SHikon Jewel fragment and thusly made your trials even harder.

Third; you both were so quick to believe the other betrayed you, it seems to me the bond you and Kikyo had was very fragile and hardly worth anything.

You have a perfectly good person who is at your side through thick and thin who cares for you very deeply, moreso than Kikyo yet you want to be with her.

I do not understand your poor judgement.
Optimus Prime

Dear Optimus Prime,

*Inuyasha sighs and sits under the Goshinboku Tree* Kikyo died for me and I promised her that I would follow her into Hell if that was what she wished of me... She lost so much because of me.

Kagome…

Kagome isn’t Kikyo. Kikyo isn’t Kagome and I know she’ll stay by my side. But I value honor…and I promised to follow Kikyo…even into death…and that’s what I intend to do…
Inuyasha

Dear Sesshomaru,

When are you going to stop fooling around and kill that stupid halfbreed and his band of fools?
Megatron


Megatron,

I will kill my half-wit brother in due time…however, Kohaku and Naraku must be dealt with first.
Sesshomaru

Dear Inuyasha,

Can I play with your ears? Pleasseeeeee?
Baka Busu

Dear Baka Busu, ,

What the Hell?! Why does everyone wanna…*sigh* Oh alright, but pull on’em and NO ONE’S touchin’em again…
Inuyasha

Dear Shippou and Kirara,

Hey kirara do you have parents? and where did u meet sango?
mewgurl

Dear mewgurl ,

*Kirara blinks and thinks back to when she was presented to Sango as a gift from her father* Mew!!
Kirara

Dear Sesshomaru,

your calling us weak... hows the full demon who maybe nots gets his butt kicked, but loses his arm, and ends up not able to kill his half demon brother... I bet you coun't last a day in my shoes running off to bio class then fencing then geol, then trig, so forht and so forth, then their are papers, and such you may be able to rip my arms off my I can beat you in logical stuff... *looks around* I think I got off topic, oh well...
too stressed due to midterms

Stressed ,

Papers? Fencing? You think that worries THIS Sesshomaru. You talk of trivial things that only humans worry about. When you can run into this Sesshomaru and survive, then will I give you the respect of not being called weak….only stupid.
Sesshomaru

Dear Miroku,

who's better you or tasuki?
Abyssinian

Dear Abyssinian,

Ano....I'm not to fimilar with this...Ta..su..ki...but I would have to say I'm better. Will you bear my child?
Miroku


Dear Shippou and Kirara,

Have either of you ever been mistaken for dolls? Sometimes I think you're just too cute to be real!
Sammi-beta

Dear Sammi-beta,

Shippou: Well…sometimes I think that Kagome thought I was one in the beginning. She just hugged me too hard sometimes but I think she’s over that now…besides, I’m getting big enough that MY hugs are strong!! *puffs out chest*

Kirara: *tilts head* Mew!
Shippou and Kirara


Dear Inuyasha,

*how does it feel to suddend be drawn to the ground everytime a certain someone yells "SIT!!"!
me

Dear me,

Keh…baka gaijin…can’t even be original. How do you THINK it feels to be slammed to the ground everytime Kagome has a bad day?! It hurts! Wench slams me to the ground EVERY damn time… *in a mock Kagome voice* “Inuyasha I have to go to my time…I am GOING! OSUWARI!!!” And there I go! Eatin’ dirt!

Kagome: *sweatdrops* I-NU-YA-SHA!!!
Inuyasha


Dear Miroku,

How can you run up to every living female and ask them to bare your children? Don't you have any pride don't you care who the mother is or who will take care of your children or how will they ever make it to adulthood? you could at lest create a trust fund or something...
no I will not bare your child

Dear no I will not bare your child,

Well, Its very easy to run up to every women and ask them to bear my child. It just hurts when they respond like Sango does to my groping her. *sigh* I do know I would not want my child to go through what I did when I was young and have them see their father die by this curse. So I do care.
Miroku


Dear Inuyasha,

Why was the phrase sit chosen for the necklace? Why not something a little more creative?
joe

Dear joe,

Why th’hell you asking me for?! Kagome was the one who chose the damn thing…ask her!

Kagome: I chose “Osuwari” *Inuyasha thuds to the ground*…GOMEN INUYASHA!! I chose that word because it is a Japanese dog command…it is different then me telling Inuyasha to sit next to me…and...well…it was the first thing that came to mind! *smiles*
Inuyasha and Kagome


Dear Sango,

When are things going to get hot and heavy between you Miroku? I really hope you guys kiss at least!
Aden

Dear Aden,

Anou…hot…and heavy? Kagome-chan?

Kagome: *sweatdrops* It’s nothing Sango.

Oh…*blushes brightly* Ahh…Miroku and I…did kiss once…but it was after the battle with Kagura…on the road back to Musashi’s domain…*quickly* But I slapped him afterwards! He didn’t even ask!

Miroku: Ah…Sango…so all I have to do is ask? *moves closer* I think that Aden-san is…on to something…

HENTAI! *hits him with boomerang*
Sango, Kagome, and Miroku


Dear Inuyasha,

what type of cookies do you like?
CT

Dear CT,

Cookies? Oh! Those sweet crackers Kagome brings for Shippou all the time…well, the one’s I steal most frequently from the brat are the ones shaped like demons!!

Kagome: *sweatdrop* Animal crackers, Inuyasha?

Hai! It’s fun biting off their heads!

*Shippou looks in back* KAGOME!! None of my cookies have heads!!

Kagome: INUYASHA!! OSUWARI!!

*THUDS* BAKA WENCH!!
Inuyasha, Shippou, and Kagome


Dear Miroku,

Can i bear your child?
Aden

Dear Aden,

Hai *grins* that would be accepta...*boomerang hits him in the head*

Sango: Gomen ne Houshi-sama is....unconcious now...so he can't do what you requested...
Sango and Miroku
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